Archive for the ‘Bikini Calendars’ Category

Nina Agdal Hardees Bikini Ad

Friday, February 28th, 2014


What a contradiction right? This supermodel Nina Agdal surely doesn’t eat Hardees and keep that figure.

Sexy Bikini Fisherwoman

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

I love to fish and wouldn’t mind having a hot looking babe who looks like this out with me and my buddies. Most of the time it’s one of their wives going along and they don’t dress like this. I think it should be a rule that if a girl is going to go fishing, that she should do her best to look good to break up the boredom and give us something to look at because most of the time we’re just sitting there looking at the water halfway fallling asleep. Let’s give her the HOTTEST BIKINI FISHERWOMAN AWARD. She can tackle me anytime!

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Sighting

Friday, September 17th, 2010

Hey look it’s JLo! One thing about JLo that I like is that she keeps it real. You can look at her body (which looks hot in that red bikini) and see she hasn’t gone crazy with the plastic surgery or botox. She looks perfectly natural and she’s near 40 and looks at least 10 years younger than that. I’m a fan of JLo and can’t wait to see her as one of the new American Idol judges if it comes to be. I think she will be extremely fair but will have her favorites but can you blame her? I would favor the rednecks, but that’s just me.

Bikini Calender Girls

Monday, September 6th, 2010

Oh wow I’m so excited! It’s time for another Killer Bikini Babes Online Bikini Contest right now! Here are some cute bikini calendar girls who are posing for a group shoot. These babes all look like bow bow dogs to me…but….their bikinis are…let the judging begin.

From left to right, as always!

#1: The shortest in the bunch. I’ll pass.

#2: Looks too cougarish

#3: Nice pink bikini. Not bad.

#4: Sweet and sexy. Nice figure.

#5: A fat girl in a skinny girl’s body. I see the truth!

#6: Hot bikini, love the colors. Cute face but is hiding behind sunglasses.

#7: Very cute and sexy bikini.

This is going to be hard. Although they’re basically all ugly, some are sort of cugly (cute+ugly).

Ok, the winner is #4. I like her shape. she looks sort of sassy. I honestly liked #7’s face better but we’ll give #4 the HOT BIKINI CALENDAR BABE AWARD. They are still ugly though.

Shawn Johnson & Friends Bikini Pics

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

If you don’t know who Shawn Johnson is, she is the 2008 Olympic women’s balance beam gold medalist, the individual all-around silver medalist, the 2007 all-around World Champion, and the 2007 and 2008 U.S. all-around champion for gymnastics. Can’t you tell by her super toned body. She’s the one in the middle with the white bikini on. Looks like she’s gathered up a few of her hot friends and they’re taking in some sun out on the beach. Cute bikinis and faces too. I’m not going to trash her or her friends because she reps the U.S. and that’s #1 in my book.

Vintage Bikini Babe

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Hey here’s what bikini babes and models used to look like back in the 1950’s and 1960’s. This one especially is the actress Jayne Mansfield. For all of you non baby boomers who don’t know who she is, let me explain. Ms. Mansfield was a Marilyn Monroe wanna be. The studios would pick her for roles that Marilyn didn’t want or they couldn’t get her for. She wanted to be Marilyn really bad but she did eventually make a name for herself anyway in small roles. She ended up marrying this German guy and produced a baby girl named Mariska Hargitay who is the star of the tv show Law & Order SVU. Yeah that’s her mom. She looks like her dad mostly. Well Ms. Mansfield’s story doesn’t end well. She died in a horrible car accident back in 1967 but her legacy lives on through her daughter. See now there goes some bikini Hollywood history. Next……

Miss Universe Bikini Extravaganza

Friday, June 11th, 2010

Hey check out this photo of the Miss Universe contestants all dressed up in their bikinis. This is like a bikini overdose if you ask me. By the time I get through looking at the first row of pretty girls in bikinis, I’m dizzy. I bet you can’t look at each girl for 2 seconds before looking away. It’s like a bikini stupor. Ok, let me give this one the MOST BIKINIS IN A PICTURE AWARD of the week.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon Bikini Twins

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

You can’t say I don’t love our Killer Bikini Babe fans. I thought I’d give you a nice treat from the wild bikini pictures that grace these lovely pages with a hot photo of Hugh Hefner Playboy twins Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon. Boy what I wouldn’t give to have both of these babes as my girlfriend like Hugh did. He’s the mack daddy of all mack daddies. These girls are super hot. I give them the HOTTEST BIKINI BABES OF THE WEEK AWARD.

Pussycat Dolls Bikini Wow

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

Check out Dancing With Stars front runner Nicole Scherzinger posing with a few of her Pussycat Doll friends. I must admit watching Nicole on DWTS every week is one of my guilty pleasures. She’s super hot. I hope she wins it because she can shake it baby. I think the Pussycat Dolls are still together but after DWTS Nicole might just be a hot enough commodity to venture out and do her own thing.

Cindy Crawford Swimsuit Hotness

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Still hot is supermodel Cindy Crawford. She’s a cougar now but still looks like she can brawl with the rest of them. Keep up the great work Cindy. Only a few more years until social security but you still look good!

cindy crawford swimsuit hotness