Worn Out Bikini Hags

Ok, why am I calling them bikini hags? Well just look at them. Most of them look old, used and worn out in the face and look who they’re standing next too. Some fake Elvis looking dude. A few of them have on so much makeup it looks like they’re clowns on vacation. They’re just not at all attractive. They kind of look like they’re in their late 30’s so they’re probably actually in their late 40’s going on 50’s because women know how to make themselves look really young these days but it’s not cutting it with me. No award, no way.

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