Why it’s hard to get a cab in New York

No wonder it’s hard getting a cab in New York. It’s because we have fat chicks in bikinis holding up traffic. Just look at her. It’s pouring down rain outside and she’s in a bikini with her enormous arm up trying to hail a cab. Well since the cab is still in the middle of the road, looks like he kept going. Why would you want to stop and let a fat chick in your cab so she could get sweat and water all over your seats. Plus, is she gonna pay? Where is her purse with the money? No matter where the money is, would you even want to touch it when she handed it to you? Any hiding spot she has on her body is totally gross. Anyways, now I know why it’s hard to get a cab in New York. Yuck!

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