Posts Tagged ‘ugly’

Ugly Bikini Straps

Monday, August 4th, 2014

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The bikini looks very beautiful but the straps make it look like the person was hugged by a big spider! Not flattering at all.

Ugly Bikinis Contest

Wednesday, October 9th, 2013

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It’s sure not hard to pick out which is the ugliest bikini. I’d say it’s the bright pink one. It’s blinding!

All Ugly Bikini Babes

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

Normally when you see a picture of a bunch of bikini babes, at least one of two of them are cute. However, in this picture, ALL of these chicks are butt ugly. It’s a shame that there is nothing sexy about any of these girls. Most of them have flabby bellies and their bikinis look very boring. It’s like if they were the last women on the earth, I’d probably still have more fun pleasuring myself. Yeah, they’re that ugly.

My Girlfriend is Ugly

Thursday, February 17th, 2011


Ewww this chick in that confederate bikini is fugly. Is that a woman or a man? It’s redneck country so you never know. Her boyfriend looks really happy to have her legs wrapped around his neck. He’s ewww too. She’s holding on tight to a bottle of something that’s making her face distort into complete ugliness. I’m just so happy that I’m not there in person because her boyfriend would probably want to fight me for the words I call his dog..errr…I mean girlfriend.

Ugly Guy and Ugly Bikini Wife

Friday, December 31st, 2010

Meet Mary and Jarry. They won the Ugliest Guy and Hottest Wife Contest. I think that’s wrong..it should be the Ugliest Guy and Ugliest Wife Contest. Maybe it’s just me but I thought Mary was a dude. She looks very manly in the face and even her body. She’s straight up and down. Her hair looks like a wig. I think Mary is a man. If she’s the hottest wife, then what did the other wives look like? Oh, I shutter to think. Blah!

Caught in the Act

Thursday, December 30th, 2010

This must be L.A. because you won’t catch dudes walking around here in Tampa wearing bikinis like that. They’d get jumped. What is he doing walking around in a bikini and a purse. He must be a cross dresser that’s very confident about himself. Honestly dude. One thing about this dude is, he might not even be gay. Some cross dressers aren’t gay. They are straight but just like dressing up in women’s clothes. Go figure. Ok…UGLIEST DUDE IN A BIKINI AWARD.

Hot Bikini Body But Ugly Face

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

Yes, I did. I saw this photo and the body on this chick and I said “Ooohhhh Nice”. Then I looked up and saw her face. Ok, maybe ugly is a little extreme but I’m a dude, we don’t have much of a large vocabulary when describing girls that aren’t attractive to us. She’s not exactly horrendous but the body does not match the face. She’s not the ugliest I’ve ever seen but I think maybe if she had on some makeup, it would have improved her look. But there is a funny thing, I’d still date her. Hey, like I said…I’m a dude.

Butterface Bikini Babe

Monday, July 12th, 2010

Now why am I calling her a butterface…..well because everything looks good on her but-her-face. Somebody please hand me a paper bag please. I mean she’s not hideous looking but those awful looking glasses do nothing for her face. I can see the acne popping up so bad that Orville Redenbacher wants to give her a job. That red hair dye job is ugly too. She would have done better to put a few pink extensions hanging down in between her hair around the back so we just see a few pink strands. She looks like a troll with that hair. However, her body is super banging. Cut off the face and let’s explore her body alone. I’m not kidding, she’s really hot in that pink and black bikini and I’d date her but I wouldn’t kiss her, no way. I really want to give her an ugly award but I’ll let her slide this time.

Ugly Girl Bikini Shocker

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

Damn! This picture is hilarious yet terrifying at the same time. Is this a real girl? That’s all I wanna know. Ok, let’s analyze this properly. I tried looking closely to see if it’s a mask but unfortunately the skin tone of the face matches the body. The hair is obviously a wig. But those TEETH! Oh they look like they could tear a guy up if you get my drift. No way could a girl come 100 feet near me with a grill like that. I mean the body isn’t half bad but I would need more than just a bag to put over her face, I’d need a tarp with a large rubber band so I could secure it around her face. Then we could probably get down to business. I’m not that picky but this girl is fugly. Ok, reward time. FUGLIEST GIRL AWARD of the week. She’s got it in the bag…and I mean it.