When truckers need some fun and relaxation they go to a Trucker Bikini Contest where they can watch bikini girls shake their stuff. I wonder what the winner gets? A free truck ride? None of these bikini butts are impressing me except for maybe the girl in the far left in the green bikini. I might give her a ride if I was a trucker.

If you’ve never been to a Trucker Bikini Contest, then consider this your invitation. This is what the contestants look like. They look sort of broken down and normally you need to take a few glances to make sure that they’re really women. Like for instance the bikini babe in the stars and stripes bikini on the far right. If that’s a woman, then it’s a stretch. They’re all standing next to the trophy so not sure who won. If these were the best in the contest, then I want to see the losers.

Well apparently these are trucker bikini babes. I’m not sure if they drive trucks or if they just represent truckers and wear bikinis but that’s what they’re called. These two trucker bikini babes are kinda hot. If they do drive trucks then they’re the hottest truck drivers I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s a dirty job driving trucks. Long hours alone and who wants to put on makeup when you’re driving for 18 hours on a lonely road. Hey but put two of the chicks in the same truck for that long and I bet there is a lot of fun to be had. Ok, no award but they are hot.