Where’s the bikini? These girls are washing a car in their yellow bikini thongs and it’s a good thing. It’s amazing how small the bikini is getting over the years. In 10 or so years, what will the bikini look like? It’s already colored dental floss. How exciting it will be to see.

Help! Someone put out a Bikini Thong Alert for this girl! She’s wearing a thong but it’s missing up her rear and we need to find it. Sometimes I thank my lucky stars that I’m a dude because I couldn’t see myself wearing something like that slide up my rearage. It looks hot on girls but I don’t think it would look or feel very hot on me. Please somebody help her find her thong!

Oh how delightful this pink bikini thong cake is. Can I have one for my birthday? I’m loving the detail on this cake. Especially the thong part. It seems like a girl is giving this as a present for their 2nd anniversary. Nice! I don’t need one for any particular reason and I’d like to eat it all by myself. No sharing.

Somebody needs to tell the blonde in the granny bikini that this is suppose to be a bikini thong contest. Imagine how she felt when she showed up having to stand next to a bunch of totally hot and tanned babes in thongs and she’s not. Really all she had to do is spray on a quick tan and then give herself a bikini wedgie. At least it would have been an effort. Let’s give her the CLUELESS BIKINI BABE AWARD. At least she’ll win our award.

Now this is what I call a beautiful view. Here are some bikini thong babes posing for a group picture. I think this is like the best view of 2011 so far. Don’t you agree fellas? I mean you can’t get it any better than this. At this point, I could care less what they look like in the face. I’m sure there are a few bow wows in the bunch but we’re not going to worry about that right now. We’ll just concentrate on the rear experience. Let’s give these girls BEST BIKINI REAR VIEW AWARD.

Now these are what I would call mini-bikinis. They actually look like they took the bikini bottoms and reversed them so that the thong part is in the front instead of the back. I’ve always known that the bikini would eventually end up looking extremely skimpy but this look is pretty disgusting. It’s not appealing. I personally like it when a girl covers it up. What’s especially tacky about these girls are that they have landing strips on their private parts. It would look much better if they were fully shaved but that’s just me. It’s a total turn off to me like desperation. They’re not half bad looking and it just looks like they are trying too hard and girls like that are a complete turn off to me. I’m a dude and I still think it’s gross. Yuck. I’m giving them the TACKIEST AND NASTIEST BIKINI BABES AWARD. Double Yuck!

Awesome! I’m so happy that Summertime is near. That just means more thong and micro bikinis to go around. If I could find a few girls who look like this in my neighborhood, then I would never leave home.