Posts Tagged ‘thong’

Pink Bikini Birthday Thong Cake

Tuesday, July 15th, 2014


Do you like cake? Of course! Well we will make sure you get an extra large slice!

Pink Bikini Thong Cake

Tuesday, October 29th, 2013


Yes, this is a Pink Bikini Thong Cake and not a mannequin. It’s a very well prepared cake that looks very firm which is probably why it’s confused with a mannequin. Loving the pink thong and the allusion of the string bikini top. Let’s give it the NICEST PINK BIKINI THONG CAKE AWARD. Yummy yummy for the tummy.

Halloween Bikini Thong

Friday, October 12th, 2012

It’s too bad this Halloween bikini thong is on a mannequin and not a real bikini babe. It’s totally cute and I’d really love to see it on the beach or even at a Halloween party, wouldn’t you? I wonder if it has a matching bikini top? That would totally rock!

Bikini Thong Cake

Monday, August 13th, 2012

Are you hungry? Well open wide for a nice piece of bikini thong cake. It’s pretty black and pink polka dots and there’s even a tape measure so you can know just how big the assets are. Those cakes tops must be at least 44DD’s or more. The thong is very sexy and I’m sure it’s edible. A very nice afternoon snack.

Zombie Bikini Thong

Friday, June 8th, 2012

Zombies do exist in real life and some of them like wearing bikinis. You really don’t want this walking (shall I say “her?”) to turn around. You really don’t. There are quite a few things going on. There’s extreme sun burn, dehydration, anorexia and bad bikini fashion. We have to give her the WORST BIKINI ZOMBIE WEARING A THONG AWARD. Or maybe she’s the Best?

Does this thong make my ass look big?

Friday, April 20th, 2012


Bikini Thong Car Wash

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

Where’s the bikini? These girls are washing a car in their yellow bikini thongs and it’s a good thing. It’s amazing how small the bikini is getting over the years. In 10 or so years, what will the bikini look like? It’s already colored dental floss. How exciting it will be to see.

Bikini Thong Alert

Thursday, September 1st, 2011

Help! Someone put out a Bikini Thong Alert for this girl! She’s wearing a thong but it’s missing up her rear and we need to find it. Sometimes I thank my lucky stars that I’m a dude because I couldn’t see myself wearing something like that slide up my rearage. It looks hot on girls but I don’t think it would look or feel very hot on me. Please somebody help her find her thong!

Pink Bikini Thong Cake

Monday, August 15th, 2011

Oh how delightful this pink bikini thong cake is. Can I have one for my birthday? I’m loving the detail on this cake. Especially the thong part. It seems like a girl is giving this as a present for their 2nd anniversary. Nice! I don’t need one for any particular reason and I’d like to eat it all by myself. No sharing.

Where’s The Bikini Thong?

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Somebody needs to tell the blonde in the granny bikini that this is suppose to be a bikini thong contest. Imagine how she felt when she showed up having to stand next to a bunch of totally hot and tanned babes in thongs and she’s not. Really all she had to do is spray on a quick tan and then give herself a bikini wedgie. At least it would have been an effort. Let’s give her the CLUELESS BIKINI BABE AWARD. At least she’ll win our award.