Posts Tagged ‘tan’

Messy Bikini Sun Burn

Friday, May 23rd, 2014

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This messy bikini sunburn is interesting because it’s very blotchy like someone rubbed the burn into her skin. Very weird and probably very painful. Maybe she’s trying to get the rest of her body just as burned.

Bikini Snow Tan

Wednesday, December 11th, 2013

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This must be the new thing for getting a tan in the winter time. A snow tan spot. Hmmmm…wonder if it works because she doesn’t look tanned, just cold.

Bikini Tan Fail

Thursday, August 22nd, 2013

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Didn’t she notice the extremity of her tan? I wonder if she burned before it turned that color. There are just so many unanswered questions.

Bikini Spray Tan Fail

Friday, July 12th, 2013

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Totally loving this bikini spray tan fail! That’s what they get! Even going to give this the FUNNIEST BIKINI SPRAY TAN FAIL AWARD!! Let’s all laugh together.

Bikini Love Tan Tattoo

Friday, June 17th, 2011

This is so cool and I’d like to see it more on bikinis this summer. It’s like a bikini tan tattoo. While she’s getting a tan, it’s making a tattoo of a heart or whatever. It’s totally fashionable and it cute. The only thing is one or two of the tattoos would be cool. Some girls get carried away and might have them all over their rears and that’s just overkill. Keep it nice and simple girls. Let’s give it the HOTTEST BIKINI LOVE TAN TATTOO AWARD. Ladies remember to give them to all of your friends.

Bad Bikini Dude Tan

Monday, June 13th, 2011

His bikini dude tan is ‘Unwinning”. Stop and back up and just turn around and walk the other way. He really think he looks extra sexy with that chest bikini tan. I’ve seen guys walking around the Florida beaches with bikini tops and they really think they look super cool. What they look is super dorky because if you have enough up to top hold a bikini up, you might as well go put on a skirt and high heels too.

Bikini Wrinkles Anyone?

Friday, June 3rd, 2011

This is what’s going to happen to you if you keep tanning so much? Point blank, serious! This lady has been tanning for over 50 years and this is what happened to her skin. She looks like she’s wearing a leather outfit. So you say, I’m not going to tan that much but it is if you’re only 30 and your skin looks like this. Stop the excessive tanning ladies. This is what your skin is going to look like. Not maybe, IT WILL! Look even the kid has something to say about over tanning. Stop the madness!!

Sunburned Bikini Tan

Monday, January 17th, 2011

You have to say “OUCH”, when you see this babe with her all over sunburn. Lady you have got it bad. She was cooked really good out there in the sun. What’s peculiar is this lady’s arms. Her arms aren’t as burned as the rest of her body. Maybe she was laying on her stomach with her arms underneath her. I feel so bad for her. She’ll need gallons of aloe to cover that up.