Happy 30th birthday Thomas is what’s written on this string bikini cake. I really like the detail and how the strings from the bikini bottom have been untied in order to form the words “birthday thomas”. Very nice. It’s especially cool how they decorated the bikini top to show just how skimpy it is. If you look close enough you can see a nipple slip. Nice!!! Let’s give it the REALLY COOL BIKINI CAKE AWARD. I hope Thomas really enjoyed his 30th birthday.

Don’t say I never do anything for all our Killer Bikini string bikini loving dudes. This blonde beauty is hanging out on the beach looking HOT in a blue string bikini and I mean, STRING BIKINI. It’s just some dental floss with a few cloth flaps attached. If she sneezes the wrong way, it’s all over (insert a big fat smile right here). I mean technically, it’s only covering up the most intimate parts of her anatomy and that’s pushing it. This babe is just hot from head to toe. I’m too much in a daze to give her an award. Let’s just say she’s extremely hot. I need to take a 10 minute break. Excuse me.

I really don’t know if this can be considered a bikini or even a bathing suit because it’s actually just some string that’s tied around this girl’s body but isn’t it HOT! It must be hard to move around without constantly re-adjusting the suit because of the verticle lines unless she has it taped to her body….yeah that has to be it because there’s NO WAY this swimsuit can stay in place all by itself and if I were near this girl, I’d make sure IT DIDN’T. Ok, now that I’ve recovered my senses….let’s give this one THE SKIMPIEST BIKINI AWARD of the week.

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