Hey this is what you call the redneck bikini pool. When redneck girls want to cool off, instead of going down to the pool, they just go to the local car wash. There’s something about those sprayers that drives them crazy. Just look at this cutie pie soaking up her hot body at the redneck pool. Plus, if there’s a car already going through the wash, you don’t have to pay, it’s free.

Now, here’s the Redneck Confederate Flag Bikini Babe. This babe is wearing the same exact bikini as the model but there’s something that just doesn’t click. She just doesn’t do it for me like the model. What about you? I mean, her body isn’t all that bad but it’s not all that good either. This is the type of girl that you can take to a bbq, have a few beers with and then go pig hunting with at the end of the day. My vote is for the other model. What about you?

See now this what what the redneck men call keeping their women in check. Put her in a bikini and make her haul beer. Can’t you see the guy standing next to her telling her to “pull Becky pull”. She’s hauling that beer so the man folk can sit down and enjoy a brew while she fixes up some vittles. So girls if you want to know how to please your man, just look at this hot redneck bikini babe as an example and do what she does to make us men folk happy!

Well get out the beer and grits because we’ve just caught these cute redneck bikini babes hanging out in the backwoods. I wonder if they are related? Oh boy, look at the tattoo of the chick on the left. I tried to blow it up and it looks like some sort of bird or peacock or something like that. I wonder if she can even spell peacock. Anyways….yeah, these chicks are totally rocking the redneck look with the bikinis and boots and tattoos. Nice bodies I must admit but I wouldn’t want to bring them home. Oh no, their boyfriends (oops I mean brothers), might get mad.

How about some Ben and Jerry’s ice cream while I sit around on my sofa in a red bikini. That’s what this redneck bikini grandma is thinking. I mean, who does that? I’m thinking, maybe they’re having a pool party and she took a break and came inside for a nice snack of ice cream? That has to be it because what other reason would she have to sit on her sofa in a red bikini (at her age). She’s smiling really brightly too like she’s having the time of her life. Ok, grandma, enjoy your ice cream but make sure you hit the dentist afterwards and tell them you need a new pair of wooden teeth.

Dudes! Check out this redneck chick in a bikini walking around with her brewski. OMG! The mug on this chick is classic redneck. I mean, she actually looks sorta inbred if you ask me. Like something on one of those horror movies – a creature. She’s smashed out of her brain and just look at her beer belly. LOL. I see she has her pack of cigarettes in her hand with her beer but it would have been cool to see her light one up. When was the last time she washed her hair? I say it was last Halloween when she went trick or treating for beer. Let’s give her the MOST TRASHED REDNECK CHICK IN A BIKINI AWARD. This is my favorite of the week.

Well if this don’t take the cake, then I don’t know what will. Here you have fat redneck bikini chicks. It’s been a while since I’ve seen chicks this fat. I mean look at those thighs. It’s no wonder they can even walk. They must be best friends or maybe even kissing cousins. Looking at these fat chicks even make me want to push back from the table. I think I’ll use this as my screen saver so I won’t have that extra beer. I think these are the fattest ever on this site, so….lets give them the FATTEST REDNECK BIKINI GIRLS AWARD. They really deserve it. I’m in total shock at how these women could get this big and still come out of the house.

Here’s a home grown beer guzzling redneck bikini babe proud to be a redneck. She even has it written or maybe even tattooed on her chunky stomach. This picture says so many things. It looks like she’s hanging out at some junk yard having a cold beer and smiling because it’s not her night to clean the chicken coop. Well at least she’s a decent looking redneck because it looks like she’s not missing any teeth. Hey, that sounds like a great award. REDNECK BIKINI BABE THAT STILL HAS HER TEETH AWARD. Yeah!

Hey here’s a redneck bikini butch hanging out with her friends. She’s in perfect form with her beer in hand. Now what would a redneck bikini babe do without her beer? I don’t know, do you? I call her butch because she looks kind of manly doesn’t she? At first sight, I thought it was a dude in a bikini. Her bikini looks really cute and what’s funny is that we’ve seen it on other girls on this site with better bodies. The flag all stretched out on her butt is not appealing, so definitely no award.

Hey let’s have a Redneck Bikini Gal contest right here and now. Yeah, ok, it’s no secret that all of these babes are pretty ugly. I think one of them is missing a few teeth but that’s only normal for redneck cuties like these. Looks like their Pa told them to get out and work in the field because they on top of the tractor on their way to work all dressed up in overalls and all but they get a shout out on this site only because they’re wearing bikinis underneath their overalls. That must be so they can go swimming in the swamp creek after work. Ok, I’m not going to drag this contest out but I’ll just pick #2 (the one in the middle) as the winner of the REDNECK BIKINI GAL CONTEST AWARD. I think she has all of her teeth, she doesn’t look hairy and her legs aren’t too bruised up.