Posts Tagged ‘pregnant’

Pregnant Bikinis Contest

Monday, June 9th, 2014

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Just about ready to pop are pregnant bikini babes entering a contest. The winner gets all sorts of baby stuff and that’s lots of incentive to get into a bikini for your future son or daughter.

Preggo Bikini Cake

Wednesday, May 28th, 2014

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Wow Jessica is going to love this bikini cake especially since she’s pregnant and probably really hungry!

Three Pregnant Bikini Moms

Monday, June 24th, 2013

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These three pregnant bikini moms are so close, they plan on being there for each other when the big day arrives for each of them. How nice!

Pregnant Bikini Cake

Tuesday, September 25th, 2012

This pregnant bikini cake looks more like something you carve up at Thanksgiving than for a celebration. It’s really interesting and kinda looks like the cake is starting to give birth. It looks like a baby’s foot or something, right? I’m not sure I would feel comfortable slicing into this preggo cake. Would you?

Preggo Bikini Cake

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

I bet a lot of pregnant women with their cravings would love to devour this preggo bikini cake. It’s wonderfully crafted and notice how the bikini top doesn’t go all the way across. It’s a stringless preggo bikini top. I wonder why they put a bunch of aces around. Is it because preggo babes are aces? I can agree with that. Pregnancy is a beautiful thing. I wonder kind of cake stuffing is in the stomach part.

Preggo Bikini Babes

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

Now this is a way for a pregnant lady to fell good about herself. From hearing my sisters whine and complain all during their pregnancies, I know when a woman is pregnant, she doesn’t feel sexy. She feels fat and like her body is being taken over by an alien. Well get out and feel special about your big belly by entering a Preggo Bikini Contest. The winner wins a years worth of diapers and all sorts of baby stuff that you will surely need because having a baby is expensive. It’s cool because you really don’t have to worry about the competition because you all will have oversized stomachs but they’re beautiful.

Preggo Bikini Girl

Thursday, September 9th, 2010

Oh how cute that this preggo (Angela) marked her stomach “Coming This Fall”. I guess that’s when her baby is due. Well congratulations to Angela. I’m always torn when I see a pregnant woman in a bikini. I’m getting used to the idea because it’s like a double message. They sell maternity clothes that tell them to cover up their stomach but then they go around in bikinis showing it off. I’m a dude, I’m just confused. One thing about Angela is that she’s all baby. She hasn’t gained a lot of weight and she’ll be so happy about that after the fact because I have friends and they tell me it’s not easy getting it off unless you’re 18 yrs old or something like that. No stretch marks on her stomach or none of that stuff. She’s probably in her early 20’s and maybe it’s her first kid. I don’t know I’m just guessing, remember, I’m a dude.

Pregnant Bikini Contest Babes

Friday, May 28th, 2010

Oh how lovely, these expecting mommies decided to strut their stuff in a preggo bikini contest. I must say they have lots of nerve because when my ex-wife was preggers, she didn’t want to leave the house. A woman glows and is beautiful when she is preggie, I didn’t see what the big deal was. But then again, I’m the crazy bastid that made her that way so what do I know, she would say.