Wouldn’t you love to have the very lovely Paris Hilton out in your backyard cleaning your pool? I know I would! It’s a beautiful sight. I bet since she has her own money, she doesn’t even charge much. Watching her work up a sweat fishing dirty things out of my pool would be so awesome. Just look at how she’s holding that long pole. Isn’t it thrilling? I have to give it to Paris. No matter what legal problems she’s having, she manages to keep her head up and still look hot! Good luck on your probation Paris.

Looks like since Paris Hilton won’t go to jail for her recent drug bust (only probation), then she’ll have much more time to hang out and adjust herself in bikinis. What is she grabbing in this picture? It looks very weird. It looks like she’s packing, doesn’t it? Maybe it’s her stash. Some think that the rich have it easy when it comes to jail time. Sometimes they have it easy but sometimes they have it hard. I don’t think celebs get special treatment because the average person can go to jail without the entire world knowing about it. That’s punishment in itself.

Wow, close call for socialite Paris Hilton. She has a slight mishap with her swimsuit falling down. Looks like she caught it just in time. Good for her, bad for us. I like Paris Hilton. I don’t think she’s as stupid as she plays. I think she’s really smart and knows that playing stupid will get her far. She’s just a party girl but I see Paris becoming one of the richest socialites in the near future. She’s not a bad actress either. I saw her in House of Wax and she did a pretty good acting job. One thing though, in those glasses she has on, you can tell she’s going to age very badly. She practically looks 80 in this picture. She needs to live it up while she can. Next…