Posts Tagged ‘old lady’

Bikini Wrinkles Anyone?

Friday, June 3rd, 2011

This is what’s going to happen to you if you keep tanning so much? Point blank, serious! This lady has been tanning for over 50 years and this is what happened to her skin. She looks like she’s wearing a leather outfit. So you say, I’m not going to tan that much but it is if you’re only 30 and your skin looks like this. Stop the excessive tanning ladies. This is what your skin is going to look like. Not maybe, IT WILL! Look even the kid has something to say about over tanning. Stop the madness!!

Oh Damn Bikini

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

Oh come on now. When you get to a certain age and your body looks a certain way, you should not wear a string bikini. Why would you do that to yourself? Just look at this monstrosity. She even has the nerve to smile for the picture. She’s probably some rich lady who has so much money she doesn’t care if she has more rolls than Pillsbury. It’s hard for me to even look at. Ok…WORST OLD LADY IN A BIKINI AWARD. I might have nightmares. Mommy, I’m scared.