Posts Tagged ‘old’

Lucky Old Dude with Bikini Babes

Wednesday, February 19th, 2014

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He can die a happy man now.

Old Lady Bikini Dancer

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

Hey check out this old lady doing the jerk or the mashed potatoe dance from way back. She really looks like my grand mom and not that bad. It looks like it’s a bikini contest and she’s just the oldest contestant. There’s nothing wrong with that. I think it’s great if you’re older and you want to get out of the house and strut your stuff in a bikini contest. I wish my grand mom would do stuff like that once in a while. Just because you’re getting old doesn’t mean you have to stay in the house and wither away. So I say kudos to her and let’s give her the HIPPEST OLD LADY IN A BIKINI AWARD. Shake that thing grandma.

Worn Out Bikini Hags

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

Ok, why am I calling them bikini hags? Well just look at them. Most of them look old, used and worn out in the face and look who they’re standing next too. Some fake Elvis looking dude. A few of them have on so much makeup it looks like they’re clowns on vacation. They’re just not at all attractive. They kind of look like they’re in their late 30’s so they’re probably actually in their late 40’s going on 50’s because women know how to make themselves look really young these days but it’s not cutting it with me. No award, no way.

Saggy Old Lady In A Bikini

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

Well she’s back by popular demand. The saggy old lady in a bikini. We received so many wonderful comments about her fashionable attire. I must admit I had nightmares for about a week after looking at this picture. Hey it looks like great-grandma has a crowd following her around at the beach. I never knew that grannies could be such attention hogs but this one looks like she loves it. I’m just blown by her mentality that she really think she looks hot in that bikini. I’m totally in shock and maybe a little in awe of her nerve. Anyways, she’s getting the NASTIEST LOOKING GRANNY IN A BIKINI AWARD. I gotta give it to her.

Scruffy Old Lady Bikini Sag

Friday, July 9th, 2010

Since it’s Senior Citizens week here at Killer Bikini Babes we want to acknowledge another old and decrepit body in a bikini. Let’s take a closer look. Notice how she has her hair up in a bun wrapped around a bald spot in the middle. Next, look at those finger nails. All of them are the same length except for her index finger holding the bag which looks as long as some ancient chinese guru nails. Now let’s check out her skin and those assets. Her skin looks like it’s beef jerky and her assets look like they’ve relocated to her rib cage. I know I’m gonna burn for talking like this but it’s not like I’m not gonna be there myself one day. Now, I know what you’re thinking…No I wouldn’t bed that! No way…For a million dollars. You make it 2 million and I’ll take some extra strength viagra and yeah, I’ll give it to her. Next…..