Posts Tagged ‘monster’

Hot Monster Bikinis

Thursday, November 24th, 2011

Hey ladies are you tired of jerks following you around on the beach? Do you want to slap guys when they come up with stupid lines while you’re trying to sunbathe? Well no more worries, all you have to do is wear a Monster Bikini like these and you won’t have to worry about those pesky dudes anymore. The second they take a look at those bikini bottoms baring teeth, they’ll scatter like flies.

Blonde Bikini Monster

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

Oh my goodness, now here’s a blonde bikini monster that sort of looks like one of my ex-girlfriends. She has the same messy hair that never gets combed, red blotchy skin from over tanning, large teeth protruding from her mouth so she can hardly close it. Is that you Shari? Geez, they could be twins. But, I think the blonde bikini monster might be a little bit cuter than Shari.

Monster Bikini Babe

Tuesday, October 26th, 2010

Oh wow, check out this monster bikini babe hanging out at the beach. Wow, the makeup job on this one isn’t all that good but I do get what she’s trying to do. She is kind of scary looking. At least she would be to a bunch of younger Halloween goers, of course. I think she should have worn a different color bikini and maybe dirty it up a little bit more because there’s just too much of the color blue going on in there. But she’s cute.