Looking rather cool with sunglasses and all is a very cute pitbull in a bikini. I love pitbull dogs! There is just something about the shape of their heads and their personalities. Pitbulls are very friendly dogs. It’s people that make them angry or dangerous but the average Pitbull dog is a lovely animal. Doesn’t she look amazing in a red bikini? Nice going. Let’s give her the CUTEST PITBULL BIKINI AWARD. Strike a pose!
Here’s a very cute bikini model to break your heart. We’re always showing you mind blowing bikini babes and figured we give you just a natural picture of a cute girl in a bikini. Don’t ever say we don’t treat you to something nice. 
As matter of fact, she’s blazing hot!
It’s no secret that I love the USA! So these pictures of bikini model Jessica Pace wearing a red, white and blue bikini are awesome! I love the stars and stripes. Looking at her pose in that bikini makes me feel so patriotic. I want to go out and salute a flag. Keep up the great work Jessica and God Bless the U.S.A.
This is suppose to be a plus sized bikini model. Her name is Whitney Thompson. Maybe it’s me but that’s not plus size to me. That’s just a girl with extra curves. Plus sized to me means rolls of fat and this girl isnt’ fat at all. I can probably understand the word “plus size” because her hips and thighs look hearty but she’s not fat and to me plus size means fat. She looks hot if you ask me. I think more women that look like this should be out on the runway because it depicts a more realistic view of what the average woman really looks like which isn’t a size minus 0.
Miss Surrey Chloe Marshall poses at the launch of Miss England Bikini 2008. She’s a plus size bikini model and that’s ok. I never said that a person needs to be a size 3 to be in a bikini, that’s not my thing. I like making fun of chunky girls because I’m a dude. Chloe is chunky. She could tone up a little bit but the weight on her isn’t bad. Most women in America are this size and I date women of all shapes and sizes. She doesn’t look sloppy, just thick and hearty, like a big bowl of clam chowder soup.
Didn’t I tell you months ago that the future of bikini modeling would consist of human skeletors on the runway? Well behold Miss Skinny Universe. I think this model is about 20 pounds underweight, and of course, that’s what is hot or will be hot. She’s walking bone marrow. I don’t know about you but I don’t think that’s sexy. However, some guys dig it. They think that’s totally awesome but not me. I like curves on a girls. The only curves this girl has are the indentations in her ribs because she’s starving herself. It’s like watching a circus attraction actually. But mark my word, this is what 80% of models will look like. If you’re a size 6, then soon you’ll be considered a plus model. Let’s give her the SKINNIEST BIKINI MODEL AWARD. Not that it’s a good thing either.
High fashion is forever evolving into styles that are bold and brazen. Here’s a cute model sporting one of the latest in high fashion bikinis. Honestly, I don’t see anyone wearing this on the beach in my neighborhood. Maybe in Milan or Germany or some place like that. The bikini looks hot but it looks very high fashion and not something the average girl that we would show on this site would wear. But nonetheless, it’s what’s coming out that the rich people can wear. I like the colors but the top is a little bit too disorganized and not sexy enough. Just fashionable. Next…
If you want to know what the future of bikinis are, just check out this hot babe above in a red stringless bikini. No strings attached!!! Hubba Hubba! But how is the bikini held up on her body. Is it velcro? Wouldn’t tape be kind of painful to remove? Women do the most outrageous things when it comes to bikinis which is why I love them (bikinis) so much! Her body is super hot. If I were judging that contest, she would win hands down. Tell all of the rest of them to go home because she came out in something that was new and different in addition to her being hot. Let’s give her the CUTEST STRINGLESS BIKINI MODEL AWARD. She has my vote.
Well if it isn’t Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand looking like she ready for combat wearing a camouflage print bikini. She really needs to tip her plastic surgeon(s) because they did a really good job on her body. However, they need to work more on Shauna because she’s looking like a butterface. Everything looks good “but-her-face.”
Here’s top model and singer Kanye West’s girlfriend “Amber Rose”. She is so beautiful but what is up with those eyes. She looks like something out of a vampire movie. If she’s a vampire then that would make sense because Kanye’s teeth look like fangs.