Indy Car driver and certified hottie Danica Patrick in a bikini, apparently levitating several inches off the ground while a bewildered male fan takes a snapshot in the background. I guess being able to float is just one of the perks that comes along with being this hot.
OK, so we all know by now that this picture is fake. But let’s look at the plusses – it still features a chick in an American flag bikini brandishing a firearm, and that’s still pretty awesome. And, is that dude in the background actually drinking Schlitz? That’s another thing that gave it away for me. Surely they could afford PBR at the governor’s mansion.
You know I’m always on the lookout for tiny bikinis, found this one this morning. There are smaller bikinis to be sure, but you almost can’t count them, since they don’t cover the naughty bits.
Photo courtesy of nakedworldrecords.com
Here we see the lovely Nicole from TeenyBikiniGirls sporting a few different micro bikinis, and looking damn sexy doing it. Schwing!
Nothing beats a classic triangle top, especially when it’s paired with a sexy thong bottom. Wouldn’t you agree?
