See now I can appreciate these bikini guys because they’re not all hairy, fat or dopey looking. They’re cut and if you’re going to put on a bikini, at least have the body for it. I’m serious. I think it’s honestly the new style for the metrosexual kind of guy and you don’t necessarily have to be gay and even if you are, so what. Wear your man bikini with your head held high! I have to give them props because any guy who would put on a bikini like this is so secure about himself, there’s nothing you could do or say that can take it away and I commend that 100%. So…let’s give these dudes the HOTTEST GUYS IN BIKINIS AWARD. Work it boys.

Girls like this never paid any attention to me while I was in college. I remember going to the beach and sitting back and watching them walk by. Sometimes I would say hello but would still never get a response. Now days I can get pretty much any girl I want but sometimes I can feel that shy guy inside of me when I look at pictures like this of hot girls walking along the beach. Doesn’t it make you want to cry?

Here are a few hot girls in a sexy bikini contest. I’m not sure what the contest is called or what it’s even for but does it really matter? These chicks are cute. So why not have one of our very own bikini contests. Let’s call it the Killer Bikini Babe Stripper Bikini Contest. Only because they look like strippers.

Starting from left to right:

#1: Cute smile. Loving the red hair. Nice body. Boring black bikini.

#2: Plain face. Boring polka dot bikini. Not curvy enough.

#3: Nice and tall. Long hair. Like the blue extensions. Ok body.

#4: Hot gold bikini. Cute smile. Nice flat stomach.

#5: Nice abs. Too old in the face. Sexy bikini though. Love the plaid mini-skirt.

Ok, the winner is…..#4. I have to go with the gold bikini. This is a bikini site so I judge on that scale. Her body was nice and although she’s not really pretty in the face, that’s ok. She can get by. Congrats #4.

Three hot bikini babes is such an appropriate title for these sexy hotties playing a game of cricket. Now what’s the difference between these three babes and the three babes in the post titled Bikini Bff’s below? These three babes are MUCH HOTTER! You can tell they’re models. They have on makeup and are smiling and posing really cute. See how they’re arching their backs in the photo, that’s a classic model pose. The blonde even has a cute tattoo on her thigh. Let’s give them the CUTEST THREE BIKINI BABES AWARD. I love all of their smiles. Hot!

Yes, I did. I saw this photo and the body on this chick and I said “Ooohhhh Nice”. Then I looked up and saw her face. Ok, maybe ugly is a little extreme but I’m a dude, we don’t have much of a large vocabulary when describing girls that aren’t attractive to us. She’s not exactly horrendous but the body does not match the face. She’s not the ugliest I’ve ever seen but I think maybe if she had on some makeup, it would have improved her look. But there is a funny thing, I’d still date her. Hey, like I said…I’m a dude.

Now this is what the average American woman looks like and it’s so HOT! I just wanted to post these pictures to slam my friend Franz in the face. He lives in France and he’s always talking about how hot the women over there look. Look at the women over here. These babes are natural and voluptuous. American woman like to eat. LOL. These bikini babes make me so happy that I’m a dude and these are the kinds of girls that I like to take out on dates. Those high fashion model types are fun to look at and all but when it comes down to the real deal, this is it.

I’m so glad they came up with the word “cougar” for older hot babes because they need love too. Just check out this sexy older cougar babe who looks SMOKING HOT in an itsy bitsy blue bikini. Her body is hotter than most 20 year olds. You can see some of the age in her face but who cares about that. She still looks really good and has about 10 more good years left in her. I dated a cougar babe before, she was about 42 but she didn’t look this hot. I got caught up in her life with her 2 teenage kids and I couldn’t deal with it. I’m nobody’s dad and all I wanted to do was score with her. One good thing about dating cougars, they don’t go into the drama hysterics when you break up with them. You can still be friends. So, I’m gonna give this one…HOTTEST COUGAR BABE IN A BIKINI AWARD. I want to see what she looks like in 20 yrs.

I just couldn’t resist posting another hot bikini nurse picture. This one is wearing more of a bikini styled outfit while the other hot bikini nurse was more less wearing a bikini sling back style. Just look at those white nylons and white high heels. I’ll never look at a nurse the same way after looking at this picture. Even the cute hat on her head is totally awesome! If nurses wore these around, all of the doctors would surely mess up during the operations, lol. I think at least one day out of the week, it should happen, maybe on Sunday when it’s slow. Pretty please.

I’m a big fan of any kind of bikini costume which is why this hot bikini nurse’s outfit is so super SEXY! I love it. Imagine getting worked on at the hospital by a nurse that’s wearing this. Is that only in a fantasy world or can we petition and protest for this to become a reality. There would be no more sickness. Who would be sick after a lovely hottie like this takes your temperature? I think it should be a law! Let’s give her the HOTTEST BIKINI NURSE UNIFORM AWARD. I’m in love.

Sometimes I just post pics of hot chicks in bikinis, just because. Here are two sexy babes sporting skimpy bikinis and dancing with each other. They look like they’re latin or filipino which is really hot. I must say these bikini babes have perfect bodies. Don’t you agree? I mean, what can you say bad about these bodies? Absolutely nothing. I’m just gonna keep this short and simple and give them an award. HOTTEST BIKINI CHICKS OF THE WEEK AWARD. Enjoy!