Hey ladies are you tired of jerks following you around on the beach? Do you want to slap guys when they come up with stupid lines while you’re trying to sunbathe? Well no more worries, all you have to do is wear a Monster Bikini like these and you won’t have to worry about those pesky dudes anymore. The second they take a look at those bikini bottoms baring teeth, they’ll scatter like flies.

Now this is what we’re talking about when it comes to a HOT bikini car wash. See how the girl is all suds up and rubbing her entire body up against the car while washing it? That’s the perfect example of what a REAL bikini car wash is all about. None of that posing and smiling cute….it’s all about the soap and body movement. Well of course she’s getting THE HOTTEST BIKINI CAR WASH AWARD. Yeah!!

Wouldn’t you like to have a drink served up to you by one of these hot bikini bartenders? Of course you would! I think all bars should make their female bartenders wear bikini tops, even when it’s cold. Just give her a jacket to wear over top of it but just keep it unzipped.

Ok, I thought I’d treat you to something hot and sexy to look at after posting those pictures of fat chicks in bikinis. LOL. Here are some blazing hot babes in sexy bikinis!!! They’re all not hot but 4 out of 5 ain’t bad. It’s been a while, so let’s have our own Killer Bikini Babes contest right here and now. We’re ranking them from left to right. Let’s go.

#1: The bikini babe in the black and red heart pasties is cute. I think the pasties is being desperate but she does have a cute body.

#2: Pink stripped bikini looks good on her extra slender frame. Kinda too slender for me though.

#3: Green bikini is sorta boring but I like her long curly hair. Her abs are kinda weird and she has the kind of waist that will explode and expand about 20 inches once she hits 40 yrs.

#4: Nice body and sexy black bikini. Not much to her bikini which is nice. She looks like a cougar in the face.

#5. Cute body and nice bikini. The bikini top looks like it was blacked out.

The Winner is: #5. I just like her body and face. #4 is the runner up because her body is hot too but her face wasn’t doing it for me. I love having our own contests.

Even though it’s daytime, these hot babes wanted to show us how much they’ll miss the winter months by posing outdoors in Santa helper bikinis and skis. To be totally honest, I’d do exactly what those guys are doing. These are some super hot babes and I’d probably end up walking into a pole or something while looking at their super svelte bodies. Let’s gives these girls the YUMMIEST BIKINI SKIERS AWARD. Ho Ho Ho!

Hey you all know how I feel about hot chicks in USA flag bikinis. I can’t get enough!! Here’s a SUPER HOT babe looking so sweet in the stars and stripes. I must admit this might be one of the hottest USA bikini flag babes so far. She’s cute in the face and is really filling out that bikini perfectly. I like the candy striped shorts that she’s taking off to reveal the cute stars and stripes bikini bottom. Very tasteful, very nice. Let’s give her the HOTTEST USA BIKINI FLAG BABE AWARD. The best this year 2011.

See now I can appreciate these bikini guys because they’re not all hairy, fat or dopey looking. They’re cut and if you’re going to put on a bikini, at least have the body for it. I’m serious. I think it’s honestly the new style for the metrosexual kind of guy and you don’t necessarily have to be gay and even if you are, so what. Wear your man bikini with your head held high! I have to give them props because any guy who would put on a bikini like this is so secure about himself, there’s nothing you could do or say that can take it away and I commend that 100%. So…let’s give these dudes the HOTTEST GUYS IN BIKINIS AWARD. Work it boys.

Girls like this never paid any attention to me while I was in college. I remember going to the beach and sitting back and watching them walk by. Sometimes I would say hello but would still never get a response. Now days I can get pretty much any girl I want but sometimes I can feel that shy guy inside of me when I look at pictures like this of hot girls walking along the beach. Doesn’t it make you want to cry?

Here are a few hot girls in a sexy bikini contest. I’m not sure what the contest is called or what it’s even for but does it really matter? These chicks are cute. So why not have one of our very own bikini contests. Let’s call it the Killer Bikini Babe Stripper Bikini Contest. Only because they look like strippers.

Starting from left to right:

#1: Cute smile. Loving the red hair. Nice body. Boring black bikini.

#2: Plain face. Boring polka dot bikini. Not curvy enough.

#3: Nice and tall. Long hair. Like the blue extensions. Ok body.

#4: Hot gold bikini. Cute smile. Nice flat stomach.

#5: Nice abs. Too old in the face. Sexy bikini though. Love the plaid mini-skirt.

Ok, the winner is…..#4. I have to go with the gold bikini. This is a bikini site so I judge on that scale. Her body was nice and although she’s not really pretty in the face, that’s ok. She can get by. Congrats #4.

Three hot bikini babes is such an appropriate title for these sexy hotties playing a game of cricket. Now what’s the difference between these three babes and the three babes in the post titled Bikini Bff’s below? These three babes are MUCH HOTTER! You can tell they’re models. They have on makeup and are smiling and posing really cute. See how they’re arching their backs in the photo, that’s a classic model pose. The blonde even has a cute tattoo on her thigh. Let’s give them the CUTEST THREE BIKINI BABES AWARD. I love all of their smiles. Hot!