Posts Tagged ‘has’

Bikini Has Beens

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

All used up is what these two bikini has beens are. They’re looking quite dried up and extremely cougarish. No way do they “still look good”. Come on. It’s time to get real. They have alcoholic faces like they enjoy too many cocktails during the week. Just because their bodies are thin doesn’t mean anything, their faces are extremely saggy and I’m not even going to talk about their chests. Their teeth look extremely yellow like they’re smokers and it just looks like they don’t take care of their bodies. They can do better. So I’m going to give them the…MOST HAGARD LOOKING BIKINI HAS BEENS AWARD. Totally disgusting. Not the worst I’ve seen though but just a total turn off.