Posts Tagged ‘guy’

Rainbow Bikini Guy

Tuesday, August 7th, 2012

This rainbow bikini guy looks like he’s in heaven wearing a rainbow colored bandeau bikini top and rainbow shorts. It’s amazing how the water is crystal clear and you can see right through it. All he needs is a cold beer and a cigar and his day is set. Let’s give him the COOLEST RAINBOW BIKINI GUY AWARD. He looks like he’d be fun to hang out with.

Coconut Bikini Guy

Monday, May 21st, 2012

Hanging out with a real hairy chest is a guy wearing a coconut bikini top. I really would have liked to see what he’s wearing for a bottom. Is it a dude thong? He’s on his way to trash-land which is the only way to get when you’re a hairy dude wearing a coconut bikini top.

Ugly Guy and Ugly Bikini Wife

Friday, December 31st, 2010

Meet Mary and Jarry. They won the Ugliest Guy and Hottest Wife Contest. I think that’s wrong..it should be the Ugliest Guy and Ugliest Wife Contest. Maybe it’s just me but I thought Mary was a dude. She looks very manly in the face and even her body. She’s straight up and down. Her hair looks like a wig. I think Mary is a man. If she’s the hottest wife, then what did the other wives look like? Oh, I shutter to think. Blah!

Mankini Fever

Monday, May 10th, 2010

If you’re looking for a nice gift for the man in your life, get him a hot mankini. You really have to be the type of guy that’s secure about himself to wear this crack penetrating swimwear. Personally, I wouldn’t be caught dead in it, but hey, that’s just me. Knock yourself out. As least he could have shaved. Ewwww

Bikini Dude

Friday, April 16th, 2010

Keep laughing, but we know that somewhere in our family deepest and darkest secret, we have a male family member who looks like and does this exact same thing.

The Man Bikini 1

Monday, April 5th, 2010

Wow, I don’t know what this guy’s problem was but it looks like he’s either trying to get into a party or has serious mental issues. He wouldn’t even look half bad in the bikini except for the fact that he neglected to shave.

The Man Bikini 2

Monday, April 5th, 2010

This guy looks like he’s in some kind of fraternity and they’re daring him to do something wild and crazy. I guess putting on a bikini and go around posing is about one of the strangest things that one could do to when rushing. But these guys refuse to shave. What’s the deal?