This is the type of girl that you don’t want to mess around with when you see her coming. Yes, there is a machine gun attached to her bikini top. She might look cute in the face, but don’t get deceived by her prettiness, this girl means business. I’d tear up her number if I were you.

Who wants to have a grease fight with this bikini babe wearing a purple and white bikini? I do (raising hand). She’s sort of cute and looks ready to engage in some fun combat. Her assets are very appealing and I’d probably be the first in line to volunteer for a greasing.

Beware of the gun toting bikini huntress. She wants to capture you and do awful things to you. She’s kinda of hot so it might not be such a bad thing if she did capture me. Her cammie bikini is one of my favorites and she wears it very well. Let’s give her the HOTTEST GUN TOTING BIKINI HUNTRESS AWARD. Try not to run too slow.

Here’s another hot bikini babe handling a firearm. Just couldn’t resist posting this picture because she looks SCORCHING HOT in her bikini top and knee high boots. I bet she’s a super bad chick who knows how to handle herself. This also looks like the set of some really bad B movie starring a dumb blonde actress whom you know can’t act worth a lick but looks good in a bikini.

Wow, looks like in some countries instead of ignoring the guys who come up to them with those weak lines at the beach, the girls shoot them. See the lady walking in the red bikini with a shotgun! WTH? Is it like that. From the looks of the building structures, it doesn’t look like it’s any place that’s in America. It looks like it’s over in the Middle East. Boy, those girls do not play over there. I will make sure if I ever travel overseas that I don’t approach any women unknowingly. I’d hate to have my head blown off for trying to pick someone up.

If you like playing water sports at the beach, then get yourself this Bikini Water Gun 2010. It’s the latest in bold and aggressive water sports. You can go swimming and blast your friends out of the water. There is protective helmet to block the sprays of water from hitting your face and that’s a great advantage. This is a contraption for adults only, kids you can’t get it.

This is my kind of bikini babe! A girl who can handle a machine gun is so sexy. It’s a little bit scary but still sexy. This cutie is wearing like a latex type of bikini and holding that gun like a pro. I think she’s cute in the face and I wouldn’t mind hanging out with her to get off a few rounds.

I love this picture! The former Governor of Alaska in a bikini holding a rifle. Now you know that this is America! I don’t know why people are giving her such a hard time, she’s a politician, we’re suppose to dislike her. But seeing her in this bikini is giving me a new respect for her. Maybe she’ll pose for Playboy next. Let’s keep our fingers crossed.

OK, so we all know by now that this picture is fake. But let’s look at the plusses – it still features a chick in an American flag bikini brandishing a firearm, and that’s still pretty awesome. And, is that dude in the background actually drinking Schlitz? That’s another thing that gave it away for me. Surely they could afford PBR at the governor’s mansion.