Cosmopolitan Magazine is awesome. I love picking it up and reading about the latest bikini fashions and sexy articles. Growing up, it was one of those magazines that was like borderline Playboy. It was racy and sort of scandalous. Cosmo always gives you the heads up on what to do and not to do in a relationship and about sexual relations. So since I love the mag so much, thought I’d give homage with these pictures of some cute babes with cosmo bikinis on. Their bottoms are a bit saggy but hey we all can’t have our cake and eat it too.

Now this is what I call a beautiful view. Here are some bikini thong babes posing for a group picture. I think this is like the best view of 2011 so far. Don’t you agree fellas? I mean you can’t get it any better than this. At this point, I could care less what they look like in the face. I’m sure there are a few bow wows in the bunch but we’re not going to worry about that right now. We’ll just concentrate on the rear experience. Let’s give these girls BEST BIKINI REAR VIEW AWARD.

If you like to go hunting, take you girl along with you but make sure she puts on a hot bikini like these girls who are out and about hunting too. It just makes it much more sexier and interesting. The only problem is make sure she knows how to handle a rifle properly before letting her run around in a bikini with a shotgun. Be aware that you might not come home with any game because you’re too busy watching her running around in a bikini. A deer thanks you.

Congratulations Packers on winning Superbowl XLV. I was watching and routing for you the entire way. Those last few minutes were hairy but you did it. There to route you guys on also were the Packer bikini girls. Sure it was freezing cold out there but they don’t care about that. They are there to support you and it looks like it paid off.

I just love the way this photo was shot. I love the smokey sky and the way it captures these asian bikini mud girls using their bodies to play ball. It’s totally sexy and there is something about muddy asian girls that just makes you smile, right? I’m not going to speak much on this pic,,,it’s more like fine art where you just sit back and appreciate…giving it the HOTTEST ASIAN BIKINI MUD GIRLS PHOTOGRAPHY AWARD.

Girls like this never paid any attention to me while I was in college. I remember going to the beach and sitting back and watching them walk by. Sometimes I would say hello but would still never get a response. Now days I can get pretty much any girl I want but sometimes I can feel that shy guy inside of me when I look at pictures like this of hot girls walking along the beach. Doesn’t it make you want to cry?

If you like dirty girls in bikinis then today is your lucky girl. Meet the Mud Girls. They’re hot chicks who love getting their bodies smeared with mud. I like it too. They’re really cute. However, they’re not dirty enough. I think they should have covered themselves from head to toe in mud to the point where they are unrecognizable. That’s a true mud girl. I like girls who don’t mind getting dirty. Some girls hate to get dirty or muddy. Those are prissy chicks and those are the kinds of girls, I throw in the mud to show them a lesson. Yeah!!!

You have to really give it up to those Packer bikini girls. It’s freezing cold outside and they’re there no matter what with their banner and looking so sexy in their bikinis. These girls aren’t total fools because they’re keeping on their pants in that cold weather. Some cool guy should make sure these girls have something warm to drink because the fans really love seeing them so why not help these girls out. Let’s give these hot babes….MOST DEDICATED BIKINI SPORTS BABES. Keep up the great work girls and it’s only going to get colder.

If I were asked to pick out which girl out of these three girls that I’d like to take out on a date, I’d pick the one in the middle. Mainly because she’s of average weight and has a cute face. The one on the right has a funny shape and her legs are too skinny for her body while her upper torso is thicker. The anorexic looking girl on the left is just too skinny for me. I’m not into bony girls. She looks sickly and looking at ribs isn’t my thing. Some guys like it but not me. I wonder why the anorexic girl is wearing sandals and the other girls aren’t. Is it because her bones hurt walking on the rocks?

Where was Mrs. Bush when G.W. was hanging out with these beach bikini babes? I think some girls have so much nerve. Just look at the one in the black bikini bottoms popping that thing for the ex-pres. Has she no shame? It would actually be very fun to know what he’s doing. Maybe he’s gathering fans for his book. Don’t you miss him in office?