Damn! I know fat girls need love but would you make love to this? Don’t get me wrong. Some dudes absolutely adore a fat ass like this. It’s a bit too much woman for me. She’s just fat. It looks like she just lifted up her skin and stuffed it with cottage cheese. She’s not even cute in the face. The only thing that looks good on this fat chick is her curly hair and the color of the bikini. I won’t say it’s nasty because to some it’s sexy and if you keep looking at that big fat butt, you might think it’s sexy too. Let’s give her the FATTEST CHICK ON KILLER BIKINI BABES FOR 2011 AWARD.

I bet any airline pilot would love to have this hot babe sporting a white bikini in the cockpit alone with him. Would be sort of dangerous though because I’d hope he could keep his eyes on the air. I bet he’d like to push her buttons and frankly speaking, so would I. I wonder how she was able to get up in the cockpit in the first place. Maybe her boyfriend is a pilot and he wanted some kinky pictures of her because flying a plane can get boring if it’s your job so most likely he’ll post the pictures up so he can glance at them while he’s navigating the plane. At least I know I would.

Now, here’s an emo girl with a duct tape bikini on and I don’t get that same feeling I get when I look at Carolina Ardohain. Do you? Maybe if that’s the type of girl that you’re into, then, hey, she might look astonishing to you. I guess it’s all in how you look at it. I frankly think it’s a sloppy duct tape job. She could have been a little bit more creative with the tape rather than just criss crossing it over her chest. Sure she has a cute slim body but I think she could have used her imagination more on the duct tape issue.

Hey check out the bikini girl stuck in the mud. Isn’t that so sexy? She’s out in her truck riding around and just so happens to run into a big lake of mud and her truck gets stalled. Poor thing. I guess the only thing left to do is get out of the truck and dance around in the mud in a hot bikini. That is sure to stop someone who is driving along the road so they can help this poor helpless girl. If I saw her dancing around in the mud in a bikini, I’d stop and take pictures but let her stay stuck in the mud until someone else came along to get her out. I’m not getting dirty.

Well here’s a cute bikini costume. It’s a cow girl. I’m loving it oh yeah. This babe has a rocking body and she’s wearing that cow bikini costume very well. She’s practically bursting out of it actually. I’m loving the cow gloves and the cute cow ears. It’s perfect and I would love to hook up with this hot chick for real but I don’t know where she is. Darn it! I’m gonna keep this short so I’ll have more time to stare. I’m giving her the HOTTEST BIKINI COSTUME AWARD. I can’t stop staring. Thank you for making my day cute cowgirl.

Oh how cute that this preggo (Angela) marked her stomach “Coming This Fall”. I guess that’s when her baby is due. Well congratulations to Angela. I’m always torn when I see a pregnant woman in a bikini. I’m getting used to the idea because it’s like a double message. They sell maternity clothes that tell them to cover up their stomach but then they go around in bikinis showing it off. I’m a dude, I’m just confused. One thing about Angela is that she’s all baby. She hasn’t gained a lot of weight and she’ll be so happy about that after the fact because I have friends and they tell me it’s not easy getting it off unless you’re 18 yrs old or something like that. No stretch marks on her stomach or none of that stuff. She’s probably in her early 20′s and maybe it’s her first kid. I don’t know I’m just guessing, remember, I’m a dude.

Damn! This picture is hilarious yet terrifying at the same time. Is this a real girl? That’s all I wanna know. Ok, let’s analyze this properly. I tried looking closely to see if it’s a mask but unfortunately the skin tone of the face matches the body. The hair is obviously a wig. But those TEETH! Oh they look like they could tear a guy up if you get my drift. No way could a girl come 100 feet near me with a grill like that. I mean the body isn’t half bad but I would need more than just a bag to put over her face, I’d need a tarp with a large rubber band so I could secure it around her face. Then we could probably get down to business. I’m not that picky but this girl is fugly. Ok, reward time. FUGLIEST GIRL AWARD of the week. She’s got it in the bag…and I mean it.

Looking at this Bacon Wrapped Bikini Girl makes me so hungry. All I want to do is get out the frying pan and crack a few eggs and put some toast in the oven. She’s kind of the perfect package because once you’ve finished cooking all of the bacon on her body, you’ll still have something left to eat. *wink *wink

There’s nothing more sexier in the world that watching two hot babes in bikinis fighting each other. These chicks look like they are having fun wrestling around and putting each other into leg locks. Right now after looking at this photo, I’d love to throw myself on top of the entire situation and put them each over my knee for being such naughty babes. Now that’s my idea of fun.

Get up close and personal with Squid Bikini Girl but beware. Although she’s sweet and seductive, she has a lethal sting that will burn your manly parts if you get too close. If it were me, I’d just cut them off and fry them up. I love calamari.