Posts Tagged ‘fail’

Redneck Bikini Fail Contest

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2014


This is one of those redneck bikini fail contests that you have so much fun at. Love it!

Bikini Tan Fail

Thursday, August 22nd, 2013


Didn’t she notice the extremity of her tan? I wonder if she burned before it turned that color. There are just so many unanswered questions.

Bikini Spray Tan Fail

Friday, July 12th, 2013


Totally loving this bikini spray tan fail! That’s what they get! Even going to give this the FUNNIEST BIKINI SPRAY TAN FAIL AWARD!! Let’s all laugh together.

Bikini Besties Fail

Thursday, October 25th, 2012

Every thin girl has a fat girlfriend who wants to hang out with her because the thin girl can draw in the guys and this is that kind of picture. Only it’s four slender girls and one fat chick. They are smiling but I deep down inside, I wonder if they really wanted her to be in the picture?

Chubby Pink Bikini

Thursday, August 9th, 2012

Ok, I’m not going to go in on this chubby bikini wearer. I have no problem with full-figured (fat) women wearing bikinis, just make sure they fit and look good on your body. This is a really sloppy pink bikini that she has on. If she tied up her bikini top to lift up her assets and had a larger bikini bottom with some sort of skirt, it wouldn’t look half bad. But she didn’t and she gets a bikini-fail.

Bikini Beach Fail

Friday, January 13th, 2012

A picture speaks a thousand words so you know that this picture is probably speaking a million. The first thing I thought when I saw it was “Oh now, he had to bring along his grandmom to the beach and he’s figuring out how to ditch her so he can find some hotties.” What are your thoughts?

PS. See, I’m being very good. I haven’t even spoken on her obesity, weight or the fact that nobody really wants their beach day spoiled by looking at something like that standing around. 🙂

Bikini Butt Fail

Friday, October 7th, 2011

Open up and say “ahh” for a nice helping of bikini butt fail and it’s totally real. What’s totally mind blowing is that her waist is way smaller than her hips and she’s confident enough to wear a string bikini. I have to give her props because not a lot of women would venture out in something like that looking that big. So let’s give her the BIG BIKINI BUTT FAIL AWARD. Wow!

Bikini Butt Fail

Tuesday, June 7th, 2011

Although these chicks have hot bodies, they need to make a few adjustments in the back. I like the design of their pink and blue sexy bikinis but these ladies need to keep neat in the back and not just let stuff wander around. A guy likes to see some skin but the girl in the blue bikini looks like she could care less if the bottom was nice. Hey maybe it’s just me. I know it’s hard to keep a bikini straight all of the time but all they’re doing is walking and I’d look and keep walking.

Bikini Fail Girls

Tuesday, October 12th, 2010

I want to ask any dudes looking at this picture of these chicks in bikinis, “Would you ask any of them out on a date?” Yes or No….think quick! I’m taking a long hard look at each and every one of these fail babes and am screaming NO! Omg, I’ve never seen such a homely bunch of chicks in bikinis in my life…I can’t help but scream out loud at the fat chick in the middle who’s posing with her leg up like she’s a princess or something. Oh and catch the chick on the far left that has her hand on the other girl’s crotch. What the heck is that? I’m just so depressed looking at this picture and I’m not even sure what kind of award I could give them. Nah, no award, they’re just a bunch of hot messes.