Posts Tagged ‘eviction’

Bikini Blowup Doll Eviction

Monday, March 7th, 2011

Breaking News!! Man is dangling his bikini blow up doll out of the window and threatening to let her go!! Oh no!! Apparently this man has tired of this particular bikini blow up doll saying that all she does is bitch and complain all day long about how he doesn’t spend enough time with her. The man is screaming that he doesn’t want to deflate her because that would be cruel. Instead he wants to throw her out of the window in case another bikini blowup doll lover wanted to take her in. Hmmmmm…let me check my closet to see if I have room. (Just kidding)…or am I?