Whoa, hold on there!! This fat chick really thinks she’s the cat’s meow looking at herself in the mirror. Believe it or not, I used to date a fat chick named April that looked just like her. She would beg me to take her to the beach so she could walk around looking just like that. I never wanted to take her anywhere really because she didn’t know how to act in public. She would fart at restaurants and talk really loud and embarass me. The only reason why I stayed with her is because I’m a horn dog dude and you can put two and two together. But after smelling all those farts, after a while even the sex sucked. This picture makes me shudder thinking about April. OMG! I need to give her an award. THE MOST HORRIFIC FAT CHICK IN A BIKINI AWARD of the week. Hopefully that will stop the nightmares.

Well isn’t this lovely. What a cute idea to do with your chips if you know you’re losing at the casino, just wear them as a bikini. I bet that’s a good way to attract the guys too. They can always grab a chip or two off of you which pretty much guarantees you some attention. I wonder what happens when she runs all out of chips? Must be nice.

Gotcha! Sexy bikini chick-en. This chicken looks mighty good and tasty. If you are a poultry lover then you can’t deny that this is the cutest thing you’ve ever seen. I’d love next to see a bikini hamburger.

Now this is a whole lotta woman but actually this is the size of the average American woman. She doesn’t look bad in the bikini, especially up top. This just goes to show that not all women need to be a size 0 to fit into a cute bikini.

Not!