Posts Tagged ‘cellulite’

Cellulite Bikini Realness

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

This bikini babe is serving up cellulite realness which means her cellulite is REAL!! A woman’s body will never cease to amaze me. Her top is normal even down to her waste. A little baby fat never hurt anyone but when you get down to her hips and rear, what happened? It looks like a crate of cottage cheese. Should I reward her cellulite? Why not! Let’s give her the MOST BIKINI CELLULITE OF THE WEEK AWARD. She earned it.

Guess Who Bikini Cellulite?

Friday, November 4th, 2011

Well it doesn’t take a fortune teller to know that it’s the very rich Donatella Versace romping around on the beach in a pink bikini. I guess it doesn’t matter how many trillions of dollars you have because no doctor could fix that because if so, then I’m sure she would have had something done already. She’s just a woman who is very secure about herself but if I were a woman with that much money, I’d be a walking plastic barbie doll.

Roly Poly Bikini Award

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

Right off the bat, I just want to award this bikini wearer the FATTEST, ROLIEST AND POLIEST BIKINI AWARD. I love our site because only HERE do you see the fattest, roliest and poliest girls in bikinis. I just might take time from typing and just sit back and stare at this monstrosity. It’s a good thing I haven’t eaten anytime soon because I don’t think I’d keep anything down after looking at this. It’s totally amazing. She should have covered up with a sheer tarp or something.

Tara Reid Bikini Shock

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

What the? If I didn’t see it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t believe these were Tara Reid’s thighs. She’s only 34 but those thighs look like she’s 64. No I’ve seen 64 year olds with legs better looking than those. I’d have to say at least 84. Get it together Tara.

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