Posts Tagged ‘celebrity’

Celebrity Bikini Evolution

Thursday, March 29th, 2012

Hubba Hubba! Jersey Shore’s JWOWW sure looks super hot these days. She’s an example of a successful celebrity bikini evolution. This dark haired beauty is posing in a snake skin bikini and looking totally fabulous. It’s a far cry from what she used to look like (see below) when the show first started. GO JWOWW!! I need to get out to Karma!

Celebrity Bikini Cougars

Thursday, March 29th, 2012

Hey dudes, if you’ve just graduated high school, then you’re ripe and ready for these celebrity bikini cougars. You have from left to right – Demi Moore, Kim Cattrall and Courteney Cox. These hot MILFs are anxious to make your acquaintance. I must say that they all look pretty decent in their bikinis. I personally am too old to date them (I’m over 21) but if you think you have a shot, go for it. Demi just broke up with Ashton. Courteney is on the skids with her husband and Kim stays single. Just make sure you bring some Centrum Senior for the ladies.

Celebrity Bikini Race

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Supermodel AnnaLynne McCord and her bikini-clad sisters (Angel and Rachel) are engaging in a mad dash on a beach. Wow! Where was I when this was going on? All three of them are super hot! I wonder if there’s jealousy between them because, of course, there’s always the hotter sister. Hmmm, let me see which one I think is hotter? AnnaLynne is! Let’s give them the HOTTEST CELEBRITY SISTERS AWARD. I think I’ll take a moment to fantasize that they’re chasing me because they want me to father their babies.

Celebrity Bikini Party

Wednesday, December 1st, 2010

Hollywood is known for awesome bikini parties just like this one. Girls in hot bikinis with drinks in their hands is a dude’s dream come true. These hot babes are having the time of their lives dancing around for celebrities who just so happen to stop by. If you look to your left, you’ll see one reality tv celebrity who happened to stop by and couldn’t keep his eyes off of the lovely ladies. Can’t blame him. I wonder if any of the girls gave him any personal attention. That’s what’s fun about a picture, it speaks 1000 words or implies it.

Katie Price Bikini Botox

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

Looking like a bass fish fresh out of water is swollen British celebrity Katie Price. She’s the poster babe for not getting plastic surgery. Olympic swimmers could use her lips as a board to jump off. She’s really over done it and what’s weird about people addicted to plastic surgery is that they think they look good. The only thing she’s good for is throwing in the water and using her to float around and dive off of. Let’s give her the WORST PLASTIC SURGERY AWARD of the week.

Mariah Carey Bikini Honey

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

Well if it isn’t songbird Mariah Carey sporting her hot bikini body. This photo is obviously a bit older because lately Mariah has packed on THE POUNDS. She must have put on at least 30-40 pounds but it must be because of marriage bliss or else she is preggers but she’s not admitting it yet. If she’s packing on the pounds naturally, then I think that’s commendable because it shows young girls that they don’t have to be stick thin to get a man and you really don’t. I may joke around but fat can be attractive, depending on how you hold it up.

Carmen Electra Bikini Hotness

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Man, Carmen Electra is super hot. I don’t know what her secret it but she’s ageless. She must have sold her soul to the devil because she must be about 100 years old but doesn’t age. Hmmmmmm, what is Hollywood up to these days?

Lara Bingle Speedo Bikini

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

Wow! Check out Aussie model Lara Bingle showing off her super hot bod in a speedo bikini. The only problem with the speedo bikini is that it’s still covering up too much skin.