Posts Tagged ‘butt’

Bikini Butt Cake

Tuesday, September 18th, 2012

Wow, check out this really big bikini butt cake. This cake must be for a guy or girl that likes big bikini butts. It’s sculpted very well and loving the thong. Also can appreciate that the bikini top is untied and like hanging down to the side. Very nice !! Let’s give this the MOST CREATIVE BIKINI BUTT CAKE AWARD. Never seen anything like this before and probably won’t again. Would you eat it?

Bikini Butt Cake

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

With the price tag attached, someone really wanted to show how much they paid for this bikini butt cake. It’s very nicely done even down to the white icing trim. I guess it’s suppose to mimic a real butt because there is some cellulite specs that can be seen. Oh well, let’s party!

Bikini Butt Fail

Friday, October 7th, 2011

Open up and say “ahh” for a nice helping of bikini butt fail and it’s totally real. What’s totally mind blowing is that her waist is way smaller than her hips and she’s confident enough to wear a string bikini. I have to give her props because not a lot of women would venture out in something like that looking that big. So let’s give her the BIG BIKINI BUTT FAIL AWARD. Wow!

Chubby Bikini Chasers

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

You might think these guys surrounded the huge butt of this chick in a shiny red bikini are joking but I think they like her butt for real. Just look at the smiles on their faces. You can’t tell me that they wouldn’t enjoy a moment alone with this cellulite loving bikini babe. Dudes, you’re not fooling anyone. We know you love big girls. There’s a bit of a big girl lover in all of us.

Bikini Butts Un-Thonged

Monday, September 19th, 2011

If you take a good look at these bikini butts, they’re not that firm or tight. I can see quite a bit of cellulite creeping around on those thighs. You see, when I check out bikini butts, if my heart doesn’t flutter than it’s just not that interesting. These bikini babes look like the girlfriends of trucker dudes who got together to see which one holds their beer better. Maybe if there were a few thongs, we could have worked it out.

Bikini Butt Fail

Tuesday, June 7th, 2011

Although these chicks have hot bodies, they need to make a few adjustments in the back. I like the design of their pink and blue sexy bikinis but these ladies need to keep neat in the back and not just let stuff wander around. A guy likes to see some skin but the girl in the blue bikini looks like she could care less if the bottom was nice. Hey maybe it’s just me. I know it’s hard to keep a bikini straight all of the time but all they’re doing is walking and I’d look and keep walking.

Beethoven Bikini Butt Boxx

Thursday, June 2nd, 2011

I don’t know what it is, but it’s made out of cello and it comes with it’s own g-string. I guess Beethoven would be proud to have this Bikini Butt Box in his collection. All I want to know is how do you play it? 🙂

Step On A Crack – Part 2

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011

Here’s another bikini butt crack exposure. Looks like she went snorkeling topless. Maybe she lost her top and was in the process of losing her bottom too. If you look closely on her back there is a paragraph of text tattooed. I’d really like to know what it says. Maybe it says “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back”.

Cottage Cheese Bikini Butt

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Oooohhh nooooo. This is a fashion downer. That cottage cheese bikini butt is not good. Cute bikini, bad butt. Why do some women do this? It’s not sexy at all. If you have a cottage cheese bikini butt, ladies you should wear a bikini bottom that covers up all of your rear plus add a sheer bikini cover up to assist in making your figure look appealing when you know you have dimples all over your butt. Let’s give her the SHAMEFUL BIKINI BUTT AWARD.

Better Butts Bikini Contest

Monday, April 4th, 2011

Hey fellas, check out this Better Butts bikini Contest. These hot babes are judged on their butts in sexy bikinis. The contestant in the black bikini thong looks like quite a contender. I’d give her my vote. It’s too bad we can’t see the butts on the other contestants because I really like a good butt bikini contest, don’t you?