This is what you call a sling back bikini. Why do they call it a sling back bikini? Well just look in the back and you can see how it slings in between a girl’s rear end. This girl is hot in the face but her plastic surgeon should be reprimanded for putting rocks in her chest. I had an ex-girlfriend who had chest like hers and they felt like parts of the Grand Canyon. Maybe pleasing to some eyes but touch those puppies and your hand will go cripple. Other than that…she’s hot!!

Do blonde bikini girls have more fun? Of course they do. Just look at the faces of these blonde bikini babes in their white bikinis. Is this another kind of white bikini cult with blondes in it? Oh boy, I want to know where they are also so I can be their cult leader too!

Believe it or not, this is the last thing some of our foes see when it comes time for them to eat it. We send out blonde bikini assassins who distract them then terminate them without breaking a nail. This blonde bikini assassin looks like she really knows how to handle a firearm. So don’t mess with the USA!

I love to bowl but whenever I go, I never see girls wearing sexy bikinis in the lanes. What’s wrong with my bowling alley? Maybe I’m going to the wrong bowling alley? Is there a Bikini Bowling Alley that I don’t know about? Come on, give a guy a break and tell me where it’s at. Please!!!

If you want people to come to your bikini car wash, just hire blonde bombshells that look like THIS! Now this is what I’m talking about. All four of these babes are smoking hot! If I were driving down the highway, I’d probably drive into a tree looking at these sexy chicks. You can’t go wrong with awesome girls like this when it comes to luring in guys to spend money. If they are also washing the cars, then you’ll end up becoming a millionaire. I just wanna stare for a while. Excuse me.

Here’s another hot babe in an American flag bikini. I’m SO LOVING IT! I’m getting kind of teary eyed because this girl loves her country. She’s smoking hot and I’m loving just about everything on her. She could eat a few more cheeseburgers but maybe she’s just naturally thin. I like the way the bikini is designed with the red, white and blue and the stars and stripes. I love blondes…well, I love all hair colors…except for green…not really into that…although I do like blue and burgundy. I could go on forever, she’s really hot.

Oh my goodness, now here’s a blonde bikini monster that sort of looks like one of my ex-girlfriends. She has the same messy hair that never gets combed, red blotchy skin from over tanning, large teeth protruding from her mouth so she can hardly close it. Is that you Shari? Geez, they could be twins. But, I think the blonde bikini monster might be a little bit cuter than Shari.

Well hot damn, I think I’m in love. Let’s take our time and look over these pictures of the Swedish Bikini Team. I must admit ALL of these cuties are HOT. I mean how often do you come across a bunch of babes where they ALL look good. Well looks like today is our lucky day. If I had to say I had a favorite, ir would probably be the one sitting down. She looks like the cougar in the bunch and I love sexy cougars. The chick that’s at the upper most top in the picture has a rack on her that looks like it’s screaming to come out of her tight leopard print bikini. I think the cougar babe could use some more sun but other than that, they all are rocking hot and I’d date them all and wouldn’t even tell my dude friends I was dating them so I could keep them all for myself. Reward time….HOTTEST BLONDES IN BIKINIS AWARD of the week. After looking at these pictures, I’m going to sleep really good.

Oh I love it. When I first saw this picture I thought the blonde wig was really the dog’s hair so I was kicking myself in the butt trying to figure out what kind of dog has long blonde hair. A Duh!! I must say the leopard print bikini goes very well with the dog’s coat. I bet the texture feels just about the same. This pose of the dog looking over it’s shoulder is absolutely classic. I love it. Reward time!! HOTTEST BLONDE DOG IN A BIKINI AWARD of the week. Ruff Ruff!

Now this is what I’m talking about. No fat, no rolls, no wrinkles, purely smooth skin! This is what is called a sling back bikini. Yes, she’s covered up front but the back is so beautiful to look at. I’d love to play that string like a violin.