Posts Tagged ‘bikinis’

Bikinis Can Sell Anything

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

In true life we know that a girl with a hot bikini body like this would never eat a fattening hamburger like the one she is holding. Which means, they are using the girl and the bikini as a selling tool for the restaurant. Of course it works because right now, I’m probably going to have a big fat greasy hamburger for lunch.

Red Riding Hood Snow Bikinis

Thursday, January 12th, 2012

These bikini babes remind me of an updated version of Red Riding Hood running in the snow in a bikini. There is just something about them. Maybe because they’re brunettes, cute and I’m feeling like the big bad wolf right about now. Awesome bikinis!!

Bikinis and High Heels

Friday, December 16th, 2011

No this isn’t America, it’s the UK where these hot bikini babes are walking down the street in white bikinis and black high heels. What a shame because this is what we need more of in this country. I think this country deserves a National Bikini Day and all women are required to wear a bikini to work. Be proud of your body!! Ok, back to these lovely bikini models. It’s rare that you catch a bunch hot bikini babes at the same time but here is one of those rare times. Very nice!!

Hot Monster Bikinis

Thursday, November 24th, 2011

Hey ladies are you tired of jerks following you around on the beach? Do you want to slap guys when they come up with stupid lines while you’re trying to sunbathe? Well no more worries, all you have to do is wear a Monster Bikini like these and you won’t have to worry about those pesky dudes anymore. The second they take a look at those bikini bottoms baring teeth, they’ll scatter like flies.

Blue Asian Bikinis

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

All dressed in blue are five cute asian bikini babes. It’s like amazing how they’re all similar in body shape and size. Like their belly buttons all line up. Yeah I pay attention to stuff like that. Let’s give them the CUTEST BLUE ASIAN BIKINI BABES AWARD. Why not.

4 Tiny Beach Bikinis

Monday, November 21st, 2011

It’s super hot to watch four (4) – count them 4 – hot babes in skimpy tiny bikinis walking along the beach. There is something special about each bikini. The blue bikini barely fits which is pretty cool. The neon green bikini is bigger than the girl that’s wearing it. The black bikini has an interesting bottom. The red bikini screams the loudest. Let’s give them all the SKIMPIEST BEACH BIKINIS AWARD. Yeah!

Witches In Bikinis

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

Back by popular demand are Witches In Bikinis. It’s a play that goes on and these are some of the hottest witches around. I haven’t seen the play but I heard it’s really entertaining. So to celebrate Halloween, we’re giving them another shout out. It just goes to show that today’s witch is super sexy and doesn’t look like the ugly witch from the Wizard of Oz…although there are some girls who look like the ugly witch who aren’t witches.

Happy White Bikinis

Tuesday, October 11th, 2011

What a happy photo of five girls playing in the ocean wearing white bikinis. If I were a girl with a body like that, I’d be happy too. It’s just a really cute photo and all of them have really nice bikini bods. Don’t you wish life was like that all of the time? Just jumping and splashing around in water with a bikini on.

Sinking Beach Bikinis

Tuesday, October 4th, 2011

Hey check out the sinking beach bikini babes. See the one in the middle wearing the black bikini. Either she’s really short or she’s sinking fast into the sand. It looks like she’s the heaviest out of the group which is probably why she’s sinking so fast. I’m just saying.

Blonde Bikinis Girls Do Have More Fun

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

Do blonde bikini girls have more fun? Of course they do. Just look at the faces of these blonde bikini babes in their white bikinis. Is this another kind of white bikini cult with blondes in it? Oh boy, I want to know where they are also so I can be their cult leader too!