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Kitty Kat Bikini

admin — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:00:56 +0000

Hey everyone, meet Kitty Kat (that’s her real name). She’s an adorable cat that her owner was so cool enough to dress her up in a cute bikini outfit. As you all know, I love animals in bikinis. I think it’s the cutest thing. She’s a mixed Sphynx (a hairless cat) and is cute as she can be. I love the matching yellow hat and sunglass accessories. The bikini fits her so well, it looks like it was tailored especially for her which gets her extra points. Kitty Kat looks like she really likes to pose for the camera. It comes to her very naturally. Kudos to Kitty Kat and I would hope to see her full fashion line one day. Of course she gets an award. MOST FASHIONABLE CAT IN A BIKINI AWARD. Go Kitty Kat!!! I love it.

Preggo Bikini Girl

admin — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:00:44 +0000

Oh how cute that this preggo (Angela) marked her stomach “Coming This Fall”. I guess that’s when her baby is due. Well congratulations to Angela. I’m always torn when I see a pregnant woman in a bikini. I’m getting used to the idea because it’s like a double message. They sell maternity clothes that tell them to cover up their stomach but then they go around in bikinis showing it off. I’m a dude, I’m just confused. One thing about Angela is that she’s all baby. She hasn’t gained a lot of weight and she’ll be so happy about that after the fact because I have friends and they tell me it’s not easy getting it off unless you’re 18 yrs old or something like that. No stretch marks on her stomach or none of that stuff. She’s probably in her early 20’s and maybe it’s her first kid. I don’t know I’m just guessing, remember, I’m a dude.

Tiny Mini Bikinis

admin — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 01:00:58 +0000

Now these are what I would call mini-bikinis. They actually look like they took the bikini bottoms and reversed them so that the thong part is in the front instead of the back. I’ve always known that the bikini would eventually end up looking extremely skimpy but this look is pretty disgusting. It’s not appealing. I personally like it when a girl covers it up. What’s especially tacky about these girls are that they have landing strips on their private parts. It would look much better if they were fully shaved but that’s just me. It’s a total turn off to me like desperation. They’re not half bad looking and it just looks like they are trying too hard and girls like that are a complete turn off to me. I’m a dude and I still think it’s gross. Yuck. I’m giving them the TACKIEST AND NASTIEST BIKINI BABES AWARD. Double Yuck!

Want some fish?

admin — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 01:00:22 +0000

I love fishing. Most weekends my buddies and I get together on my boat (yes I have a boat) and head out on the river for some bass, crabs or whatever we catch. All I know is that it would be extra nice to have a bikini babe tagging along that looks like this and I mean EXACTLY LIKE THIS. It sure helps to cut the monotony of just hanging out with the guys. I would mind something easy on the eyes hanging out. This blonde babe looks awesome in her blue bikini. I don’t know if this is an ad for fishing gear or what but hey ladies, take note. This is what your man wants to see.

Victoria Secret Bikini Models

admin — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 01:00:34 +0000

Don’t ever say I don’t love our Killer Bikini Babe fans. I wanted to give you a very special treat with these pictures of the hottest Victoria Secret models posing in sexy white bikinis. We show a lot of babes, chicks and models on this site that are wearing bikinis but just looking at these Victoria Secret models in bikinis, you can see a vast difference. They look more polished and defined. There aren’t any scrapes, bruises or hairy body parts on them. Perfect rock hard abs, slim waists and lovely faces are all you see. Enjoy!

Cougar Bikini T-Shirts

admin — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 01:00:04 +0000

Hey when you get to the age of these four hot cougars then what you do is go out and get yourself a bikini t-shirt to walk around in. If you can’t beat them, then you might as well join them and this is probably the only way you can without shocking every person on the street. I mean honestly, we don’t want to really see what these four grandmas look like in real bikinis. Do we? Not to say that women this age can’t have a rock hard body, but it’s not likely and if they are walking around in bikini t-shirts then they are already letting you know that gravity has taken it’s toll on their bodies. I want to thank them for not giving me nightmares.

Tire Rim Bikini Babe

admin — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 01:00:23 +0000

I’m very impressed with this tire rim bikini babe. It’s awesome. Very unique and genuine. I love the concept. Looks like someone took a black bikini and glued little tire rims all over it. Guys love cars and seeing a girl walking around in this hot tire rim bikini on the beach would surely get my attention. Plus she’s not half bad looking. She’s a walking advertisement and why not. If you have a hot body why not rent your hot body out in a bikini wearing an advertisement. It will surely get plenty of attention plus you’ll probably make a few dollars in the process. Great idea. Let’s give her the MOST UNIQUE BIKINI CONCEPT AWARD. Me like.

Bikini Calender Girls

admin — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 01:00:09 +0000

Oh wow I’m so excited! It’s time for another Killer Bikini Babes Online Bikini Contest right now! Here are some cute bikini calendar girls who are posing for a group shoot. These babes all look like bow bow dogs to me…but….their bikinis are hot..so…let the judging begin.

From left to right, as always!

#1: The shortest in the bunch. I’ll pass.

#2: Looks too cougarish

#3: Nice pink bikini. Not bad.

#4: Sweet and sexy. Nice figure.

#5: A fat girl in a skinny girl’s body. I see the truth!

#6: Hot bikini, love the colors. Cute face but is hiding behind sunglasses.

#7: Very cute and sexy bikini.

This is going to be hard. Although they’re basically all ugly, some are sort of cugly (cute+ugly).

Ok, the winner is #4. I like her shape. she looks sort of sassy. I honestly liked #7’s face better but we’ll give #4 the HOT BIKINI CALENDAR BABE AWARD. They are still ugly though.

Electrical Tape Bikini

admin — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:00:53 +0000

Here’s another bikini future and this one looks pretty cheap and economical. It’s the Electrical Tape bikini, yes that’s right, all you need to do is get out the black electrical tape you’ve been carrying around in your tool box and wrap it around your girlfriend’s body. This one looks rather creative if you ask me. At least she’s covering up the most important parts. I would have liked to see a frontal view but I can pretty much imagine the rest. I guess you could consider it stylish but it’s rather tacky if you ask me. It might look good because this model’s body is hot but just imagine that on your real girlfriend who is a size 18. Not a pretty sight is it?

Valerie Bertinelli Bikini Cougar

admin — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:00:41 +0000

I remember watching the tv show One Day At A Time as a kid and having the cutest crush on Valerie Bertinelli. Well look like she’s grown into a hot cougar and isn’t so young anymore but she’s still hot. She recently has some weight loss and it looks great on her. I honestly think this picture is touched up a little bit because she’s a little thicker on her new tv show which I watch every week. I’m still a big fan of hers. I’m happy she’s in a place where she feels more comfortable with her body and it looks like the weight loss has gained her back some cool acting roles. Just take it one day at a time Valerie.