These are the kinds of girls that I like to meet at the bars. They look sober and not trashy and their hair is combed. Their smiles are pretty and white. I wouldn’t mind buying any of them a drink. See I’m not a total slug, you don’t always have to be stunning in order for me to want to date you. I mean these girls aren’t raving beauties but they’re not bow bow’s either. Ok, let’s give them the CUTE BAR HOPPING BIKINI BABES AWARD.

You can tell these babes go out in their bikinis so guys can buy them drinks. I don’t buy girls drinks at clubs, they buy me drinks. All I do is walk up to a babe at the bar and tell her some sad story about how my puppy got ran over by a car and she feels so sorry for me that she offers to buy me a drink. Take notes dudes. Save your money and make them spend theirs. These babes aren’t hot except for maybe the one in the pink bikini top, although I still wouldn’t buy her a drink.

Hey look it’s Leonardo DiCaprio’s on and off again hot model girlfriend Bar Rafaeli. I know she’s loving the fact that Shutter Island is raking in lots of dough. If she was a smart gold digger – oops – I mean nice girl – she would make him put a ring on it.