Posts Tagged ‘bad’

Bad Bikini Body Paint

Friday, November 1st, 2013


Sometimes the word “bad” means “good” but in this instance the word “bad” means “awful”. It’s like someone gave the spray can to Stevie Wonder and told him to have fun with it.

Bad Bikini Tweet

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2012

Some people like to tweet about any and everything. Including this one shopper who tried on a bikini, took a picture of it and send it to her twitter account. Was she hoping to get a positive response? The bikini would look much better if it covered up most of the lower half of her body. Just saying.

Bad Duct Tape Bikini

Wednesday, April 4th, 2012

It’s always fun to post pictures of girls who get creative with their bikini ideas. Here is another duct tape bikini but this is a bad one. We’ve featured duct tape bikinis before and some were sexy and some weren’t. This goes into the “are not” sexy pile. Maybe a little bit more attention to detail would have given her a fighting chance at getting an award. Blah!

Bad Bikini Fashion

Thursday, October 27th, 2011

If you want an example of bad bikini fashion, just look up at this picture. Maybe it’s because the models are wearing ugly bikinis with boots. Sure it’s cool that you have a blonde, brunette and redhead but what good does it do when the bikinis are awful. They get an award though. MOST AWFUL BIKINI FASHION AWARD. A few hours at the tanning salon wouldn’t hurt either ladies.

Bad Bikini Dude Tan

Monday, June 13th, 2011

His bikini dude tan is ‘Unwinning”. Stop and back up and just turn around and walk the other way. He really think he looks extra sexy with that chest bikini tan. I’ve seen guys walking around the Florida beaches with bikini tops and they really think they look super cool. What they look is super dorky because if you have enough up to top hold a bikini up, you might as well go put on a skirt and high heels too.

Bad Bikini Taste

Friday, April 29th, 2011

If you want to know what Bad Bikini Taste looks like….this is it. Totally awful. It’s a good thing I can’t see her face because that would give me just more to talk about. What I’d like to know is what’s in her bikini top? Let’s guess. Hmmmm…could be soccer balls, honeydew melons or mini-basketballs. Surely, it’s not her chest. Can’t be! Why would any woman want to walk around with something like that? Looking at those just makes me want to go bowling or something. She’s getting the WORST BIKINI CHEST ENHANCEMENTS AWARD. She takes the cake.

Naughty Bikini Biker Babes

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Don’t these girls all just look so naughty? They look like they’ll do almost just about ANYTHING to hook up with a biker, celeb or even just get their picture taken. They all look like biker girlfriends with tattoos and fishnet and weird colored hair. Totally classless and tacky but hey some dudes like that. I know I can be mean sometimes and now is that time because I would have a can of lysol with me if I were going to hang out with these chicks. Hey that’s just me….they just look yuck. But they’re probably really nice….yeah right.