Posts Tagged ‘back’

Back To Nature Bikini

Tuesday, October 9th, 2012

If the first woman looked like this running around in a garden, I might have eaten the apple too. This model looks stunning in a green plant bikini with sexy belly button jewelry. If this was entered into a bikini costume contest, I think it would probably win. It’s cool the way the leaves are shining and aren’t dull. Nice job.

Bikini Back Bender

Monday, June 25th, 2012

We’re giving this picture the MOST BIZARRE BIKINI BACK BENDING AWARD right from the start. No need to really say anything else about it but I will. This hardly looks possible but after watching a few episodes of America’s Got Talent with all of the weird contortionists and sorts, I can believe it. She’s probably one of those girls with the flexible spine. Very interesting.

Bikini Front or Bikini Back

Thursday, March 15th, 2012

What a very interesting photo. I had to stop and actually stare at it for a few moments. Her head is to the side so upon first glance you think it’s the bikini front with her chest hanging out. Or, it could be the bikini back and you’re looking at her extra rolls. The bikini bottom could be for the front or the back so actually this picture is like a mind blower. Let’s give it THE COOLEST BIKINI MIND BLOWING CARTON PICTURE AWARD. I’m still staring at it.

Bikini Fat Back

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

You really don’t need to see the look or expression on this woman’s face to know that she’s probably not happy. You can tell by her posture which is slumped over that she wishes she were about 200 pounds lighter so she could really fit into that bikini and run along the beach rather than get stuck sinking in the sand. How many rolls can you count on her back? I’ve counted 9. Poor thing, don’t you just want to give her a hug?

Old Lady Bikini Dancer

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

Hey check out this old lady doing the jerk or the mashed potatoe dance from way back. She really looks like my grand mom and not that bad. It looks like it’s a bikini contest and she’s just the oldest contestant. There’s nothing wrong with that. I think it’s great if you’re older and you want to get out of the house and strut your stuff in a bikini contest. I wish my grand mom would do stuff like that once in a while. Just because you’re getting old doesn’t mean you have to stay in the house and wither away. So I say kudos to her and let’s give her the HIPPEST OLD LADY IN A BIKINI AWARD. Shake that thing grandma.

Sling Back Bikini Blonde

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Now this is what I’m talking about. No fat, no rolls, no wrinkles, purely smooth skin! This is what is called a sling back bikini. Yes, she’s covered up front but the back is so beautiful to look at. I’d love to play that string like a violin.