Wow! Well it’s obvious this overly tanned bikini babe is a weight competitor and I guess it’s great when you’re tanned but are they tanning that much? It looks like they took a white person’s head and placed it on a black person’s body. Will she peel from that? Oh it looks really painful and I hope it’s worth it.

Awwww, don’t you just want to give this girl in a pink bikini a big hug? She’s crying and very sad about something. Let’s guess what it is? Maybe she’s sad because her check didn’t clear so she could get those new boobs she’s been wanting for Xmas. I know! She’s crying because she can’t get hair extensions to match her dreadful wanna be blonde hair color. Poor thing.

I actually like some big women but not this one. She’s trying her best to fit into a bikini that’s about 10 sizes too small for her. Only someone with a body like Pam Anderson could pull that off. What’s interesting is that the bikini bottoms are fitting her but the bikini top isn’t? We’re giving her the BIKINI DISASTER AWARD. Just cover your eyes.

Entertaining with her fire show is a gap toothed bikini fire babe. I saw the gap in her teeth before I even realized she was a fire girl. However, her black and white polka dot bikini and sheer white fishnets are very cute, as long as she doesn’t open her mouth.

Who wants to have a grease fight with this bikini babe wearing a purple and white bikini? I do (raising hand). She’s sort of cute and looks ready to engage in some fun combat. Her assets are very appealing and I’d probably be the first in line to volunteer for a greasing.

I thought I’d give the guys a very nice view of this sexy bikini babe washing a red Ferrari. Views don’t get much better than this although the expression on her face is rather serious. Not sure if she’s happy to wash the car or not. But who cares, she’s hot!

Wow if I knew pirate bikini babes were this hot, I’d have become a pirate a long time ago. Very nice black bikini with a very pretty face to match. You’d think her being out on that ship that she’d have a bit of a more tan but at least she’s not one of those big and burly pirate girls that normally come to mind. You know the ones with hair all over their bodies. Let’s give her the HOTTEST PIRATE BIKINI BABE AWARD. Ahoy Boys!

Showing us that she can endure the coldest of nature is a cute babe in a rainbow striped bikini laying in snow. I wonder if she did this on a dare. Her skin looks like it’s getting red so she’s probably been out there for a while. The smile on her face lets you know that she’s not in too much pain. I have to take my hat off to the things that some girls do in bikinis. Kudos! Let’s give her the BRAVEST BIKINI SNOW BABE AWARD. Brrrrrrrrr.

I must admit that this is a really nice tattoo of a bikini babe on this dude’s arm. The detail is very well done and she almost looks like someone I used to date. I was surprised that there wasn’t any additional colors used on the bikini which might have really enhanced it. Let’s give him the COOLEST BIKINI TATTOO AWARD. Nice going.

Goodness gracious this Amazon Bikini Babe must be a descendant of Andre The Giant. He’s a famous wrestler who stood about 7’4 inches tall. She could probably pass for his granddaughter. I must admit that she’s totally hot though. Whatever she’s doing is really working for her. Unless she’s really a man that may or may not have had a sex change. These days it’s really hard to know. The brunette standing next to her is hot in her red bikini too.