Oily Bacon Bikini

I like meat but I wouldn’t go near this oily bacon bikini. The bikini top looks ok but the bottom looks like it’s been on there tooooo long. Oh no. You can see the edges of the bacon starting to brown and get hard which is why it’s extremely oily down there. If she wears it for too long, she could get a bad case of Trichinosis down there. Would you put that bacon in a BLT sandwich?

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