Oh Damn Bikini

Oh come on now. When you get to a certain age and your body looks a certain way, you should not wear a string bikini. Why would you do that to yourself? Just look at this monstrosity. She even has the nerve to smile for the picture. She’s probably some rich lady who has so much money she doesn’t care if she has more rolls than Pillsbury. It’s hard for me to even look at. Ok…WORST OLD LADY IN A BIKINI AWARD. I might have nightmares. Mommy, I’m scared.

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