Cheating Bikini Contestant

Heyyyyyy…cheater! This isn’t a bikini. It’s a pastie on some boobs with a sloppily put together bikini bottom. Disqualified! That’s what I would do to this babe walking around like this. This isn’t a bikini. Bikinis have strings and are more creative than this. This is just a desperate way for her to get some attention. It’s more of like a stripper outfit than a bikini. We’re bikini kings and this girl just doesn’t have what it takes. Now I bet her body would have us on our knees if she were in a very creative and colorful bikini. She could probably win but not like this. Let’s give her the CHEATING BIKINI CONTESTANT AWARD.

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