Don’t ever say we don’t spoil you because here are seven smoking hot bikini thongs with awesome assets. I want to personally thank the person who invented the bikini thong which is a beautiful thing. I don’t care what these girls look like in the face. It’s all about the thong!

Get the best of all worlds with this Bikini Beer Cake. If you like cake then you can devour this delicious genuine tasty treat. If you like bikinis, you can sit back and admire this blue bikini with the Corona beer signature. It really doesn’t get any better than that!

We’ve showcased Bacon Bikinis on our site before but here is a Turkey Bacon Bikini. That means it’s lower in calories which probably doesn’t really matter if you’re wearing it. What’s cool is the way this bikini is covered with plastic which gets Kudos from me. Who knows what kind of skin fungus you can catch from wearing meat for long periods of time.

This is the type of girl that you don’t want to mess around with when you see her coming. Yes, there is a machine gun attached to her bikini top. She might look cute in the face, but don’t get deceived by her prettiness, this girl means business. I’d tear up her number if I were you.

Check out a few happy folks who live in Sydney and they’re celebrating the holiday by jumping up and down in their bikini and trunks in the ocean waters. It’s awesome to see people celebrate Christmas all over the world, isn’t it?

Do you like candy cane? Of course you do!! We all do!! How would you like to have a human size candy cane that looked like this? Nice huh? Loving the candy striped bikini and furry leggings. She’s pretty and the outfit is just so Christmasy! Loving it!!