What a wonderful sight! Three bikini babes riding one mechanical bull at the same time. I don’t know about you but we don’t see much of that down here in Florida and you’d think we did. Where is this bikini bull riding place because that would be my after work spot every day! Ride em high girls!! Let’s give them HOTTEST BULL RIDING BABES AWARD. Hee Haw!!

Here’s an artistic expression of the oil spills with an oil spill bikini. I think it’s totally artistic and very well done. The model is beautiful and they’ve placed the oil just perfectly over her body parts. It looks like they’ve made it into a calender so you can look at her for an entire month. Very nice.

I like meat but I wouldn’t go near this oily bacon bikini. The bikini top looks ok but the bottom looks like it’s been on there tooooo long. Oh no. You can see the edges of the bacon starting to brown and get hard which is why it’s extremely oily down there. If she wears it for too long, she could get a bad case of Trichinosis down there. Would you put that bacon in a BLT sandwich?

We love bikini car washes but we REALLY go crazy over bikini car wash babes dressed up in stars and stripes bikinis. It just shows the true American spirit. You can’t tell me that the image of these cute bikini babes splashing bubbles on each other in their USA bikinis isn’t hot! Let’s give them the HOTTEST USA BIKINI CAR WASH BABES AWARD. “Sigh”

Hey check out these sorority coeds putting in some extra time at a bikini car wash. It’s still Summer break and they’re taking advantage of every moment. These girls look really sexy in these pictures but I bet during the school year, you probably wouldn’t even recognize them. That’s why we love Summertime!!

Did you know that the Dead Sea is filled with natural minerals and vitamins that is wonderful for your skin? Well just check out these mud covered bikini babes who are covered in the Dead Sea mud. You can already see the mud crystals working to beautify their skin. Hopefully these girls realize that the dead sea makes their skin beautiful and not their faces. I’m just saying…

We just love it when girls get wild and dance around in front of people in their bikinis. Here are a few out of control bikini babes who are shaking their stuff in a contest. I’m rather prone to the girl in the front that’s really going rather low. She looks like a firecracker that’s about to explode. Don’t you wish you were on the judging panel? I do.

It doesn’t have to be a holiday to show off a hot girl wearing a stars and stripes American bikini. Here’s a cute babe looking stunning in a red, white and blue bikini that shows her pride. We’re always happy to showcase USA bikinis and especially if they look as hot at this girl.

Playboy Playmate Holly Madison (the only one not in a bikini) really knows how to give a great bikini party. These girls are at Planet Hollywood celebrating something that nobody really cares because they look so hot in their bikinis. They could celebrate frizzy hair day and I’d show up to this party. Of course not all of the girls are mega hot but enough are for me to hang around and pretend I’m somebody important to get a few numbers.

Oh boy! Why can’t we have firegirls that look like this. Wouldn’t you like to get rescued by a hot bikini babe wearing a sexy yellow bikini like this? I’d let her drag me from the rubble and carry me to safety. Totally hot and flawless. Let’s give her the HOTTEST BIKINI FIRE GIRL AWARD. I want to blow this picture up and put it on my wall.