Nothing goes together more wonderfully than bikinis and cars with girls of course. Here we have a cute group of hot chicks in bikinis standing next to a hot blue car. They are probably doing some sort of promotion and wearing a bikini always helps. From what I can see there seems to be only one two two ugly ones in the bunch, well maybe four but all of the bodies still look hot and that’s what really counts. What’s really weird are the guys in the background. This must be in San Francisco because not too many of them are even looking at the girls. I wonder why? Even if they’re ugly in the face, I’m still going to stare at their bodies, but then that’s just me. Ok, no award but they are cute.

If there was anyone in the world that could show us what the future of bikinis are it would be fashion icon Paris Hilton. She’s looking ultra futuristic in a black bikini and black sunglasses that’s bound to catch on. Her body is super svelte and only Paris can pull off an outfit like this next to one of the Victoria Secrets models. I’m really digging this bikini. It’s modern and very sleek and slimming. I especially like the waist attachment. It really adds to the futuristic look. I mean we’ve seen the look before in movies but it’s cool to see it coming alive in every day bikini wear. Great going Paris. She’s rocking it with the black heels. Nice touch.

Ok, it’s time to swoon with these pictures of the hottest Victoria Secret Angels hanging out together in cute bikini tops and cut off blue jean shorts. Say hello to Cassandra, Miranda and Candice. Who needs last names when you look this good. They’re frolicking in a pool looking quite delicious. Miranda Kerr is currently pregnant but she’s not showing in this picture (she’s on the far left in the pink top). I love the Victoria Secret Models. They are all hot and when it comes to wearing a bikini, nobody does it like them. Whenever their fashion show comes on, I stop whatever I’m doing and make sure I get an up front seat…in my living room of course. Ok, time to sit back and stare.

Omg, ewwww. Now this takes the slingshot bikini to an entirely new level and it’s not a good one. Is it milking time? WTH? Totally tacky and that’s no lie. These women are walking around on the beach with breasts that belong on 80 year olds. It’s very un-attractive and it’s so funny how people will wear something and swear they look good in it. It gives the slingshot bikini a bad name. I’ve featured the perfect slingshot bikini on this site before and you can search for it to see what it’s really suppose to look like. This isn’t it. Gotta give them the MOST TACKY BIKINI AWARD. They really deserve it.

Now this is the most disgusting display of someone in a bikini. Will you look at those stretch marks. I don’t want to hear “Oh she may be pregnant”. Well if she is, then she needs to cover that up. That’s not pleasing to the eye. My premise is that you can be as fat as you want but dress appropriately. There are plenty of bikinis that have extra cloth that covers that part up and would make that look more bearable. It’s just very tacky and she could have done a little more better in representing her body even if she is/isn’t preggers. I’m giving her the MOST DISGUSTING BIKINI AWARD. A total turn off.

Ok, here goes some fun loving spring break babes who look like they’re having a ball at the beach. Spring break is the best time because whatever happens on spring break, stays on spring break. You can get as drunk as you want and still go back to school with your dignity. These babes are kinda cute. Not the cutest but they’re not dogs and that says for something because we’ve surely had some doggish spring breakers on this site, for sure. I especially think the girl with the brown bikini on is the cutest. She has a nice tan and her body looks proportioned and super fit. I love spring break, don’t you?

Wow! These are the latest brazilian bikini fashions straight from Brazil. This is what the high fashion models are walking down the runways wearing and I must admit that it looks super hot. The bikinis have a high class, totally finessed and polished look about them. The colors sparkle and they look so good, you almost wouldn’t want to go out into the water wearing these bikinis. They’re strictly for just hanging out on the side and posing and looking hot. These types of bikinis you can’t just find in any store, you’d probably have to order them online and those are the best kind and you know when you order them online, there hasn’t been thousands of hands and/or bodies touching the fabric already. Let’s give these the HOTTEST HIGH FASHION BIKINIS AWARD. They’re very very nice.

Oh look how cute, it’s the Daisy Bikini. It covers up just the right parts. I love how big and bold the daisy petals are. I guess they would have to be to fit most women and especially the top heavy ones. She even has a cute daisy in her hair. We can’t fully see the bottom but it’s a thong panty with the daisies on front. It’s extremely adorable and would look beautiful on an exotic island babe. It’s more of a bikini costume than anything. I wouldn’t wear it in the water for fear it would fade the pretty daisies. Very genuine and unique so we’ll give it the MOST UNIQUE BIKINI OF THE WEEK AWARD.

Well apparently these are trucker bikini babes. I’m not sure if they drive trucks or if they just represent truckers and wear bikinis but that’s what they’re called. These two trucker bikini babes are kinda hot. If they do drive trucks then they’re the hottest truck drivers I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s a dirty job driving trucks. Long hours alone and who wants to put on makeup when you’re driving for 18 hours on a lonely road. Hey but put two of the chicks in the same truck for that long and I bet there is a lot of fun to be had. Ok, no award but they are hot.

Celebrating Halloween a little early is a smoking hot babe in a spider woman bikini. Let me tell you that I think she’s wearing it very well. Her body is perfect and it looks soc ute and hot on her. She has the spidy mask and the spidy wrist attachments which really compliments the costume. The belly button jewelry is a very special added touch that I think looks really cute. I’m also looking at the babe standing behind her and it looks like she has on a mud bikini bottom or something. I’d like to really see something like that. Ok, she deserves an award. HOTTEST BIKINI COSTUME AWARD OF THE WEEK. She can climb on me anytime.