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Mom and Daughter Bikini Snow Bunnies

admin — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Maybe it’s just me but this picture seems like something that should be on the Jerry Springer show. Is this healthy? Why would a mom subject her daughter to get pneumonia out in the freezing snow unless she was trying to compete with her daughter because she’s jealous and wants her boyfriend. Oh, I could go on and on.

Lettuce Bikini Meater

admin — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:00:15 +0000

What’s the big deal with a bikini lettuce wearing chick offering up a juicy delicious hot dog? I can tell and it’s not a veggie hot dog because it doesn’t have craters all over it. Veggie/tofu hot dogs are just “no thanks”. Anyways, this deserves the MOST HYPOCRITICAL BIKINI BABE AWARD. Why not just wear a prime rib bikini instead?

Miami Bikini Girls

admin — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:00:30 +0000

Ever been to Miami, Florida. If no, then you’re really missing life. If yes, then you know how hot the bikini babes are down here. Lucky for me, I get to watch bikini babes 24/7 and it’s a good thing. Here are 5 cute girls getting together for a photo shoot and showing off their hot bods. These girls aren’t the best that Miami has to offer, but they’re easy on the eyes.

Monster Bikini Contest

admin — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 00:00:49 +0000

Representing the energy drink Monster Energy are a bunch of very lovely bikini babes. You can get have a bikini seizure viewing this much bikini beauty. It’s hard to get a really close look at them but there are some cutie pies in the bunch. When I take out my magnifying glass, I think I could fall in love with the girl in the blue bikini, third from the left.

Witches In Bikinis

admin — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:00:55 +0000

Back by popular demand are Witches In Bikinis. It’s a play that goes on and these are some of the hottest witches around. I haven’t seen the play but I heard it’s really entertaining. So to celebrate Halloween, we’re giving them another shout out. It just goes to show that today’s witch is super sexy and doesn’t look like the ugly witch from the Wizard of Oz…although there are some girls who look like the ugly witch who aren’t witches.

String Bikini Cake

admin — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 19:02:47 +0000

Happy 30th birthday Thomas is what’s written on this string bikini cake. I really like the detail and how the strings from the bikini bottom have been untied in order to form the words “birthday thomas”. Very nice. It’s especially cool how they decorated the bikini top to show just how skimpy it is. If you look close enough you can see a nipple slip. Nice!!! Let’s give it the REALLY COOL BIKINI CAKE AWARD. I hope Thomas really enjoyed his 30th birthday.

Aspen Bikini Hotties

admin — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:59:58 +0000

Somebody get United Airlines on the phone so I can find out when the next flight to Aspen, Colorado is. If this what the bikini babes look like out there, then I plan on relocating! Hot Hot and did I say Hot? Poor things must be freezing cold…. Let’s give them the HOTTEST COLD WEATHER BABES AWARD.

Happy White Bikinis

admin — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 00:00:10 +0000

What a happy photo of five girls playing in the ocean wearing white bikinis. If I were a girl with a body like that, I’d be happy too. It’s just a really cute photo and all of them have really nice bikini bods. Don’t you wish life was like that all of the time? Just jumping and splashing around in water with a bikini on.

Lakeside Bikini Disaster

admin — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 00:00:44 +0000

This woman’s bikini isn’t fitting her very well but no one bothered to tell her that. The top is sagging and the bottom is too. I dare not look at her bikini bottom too closely because it looks like something is trying to crawl out of there. Let’s give her the MOST SAGGY PINK BIKINI AWARD. Someone needs to tell her that she can’t wear a micro bikini. A full bathing suit would have probably flattered her but then again, maybe not.

Three Bikini Hotties

admin — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 00:00:50 +0000

Now this is what I call three bikini hotties because they are hot! Fresh faces, sexy bikinis, and spunky attitudes. They don’t look worn or tired which is always fun. These are the kinds of girls that I’d like to hang out with. Really pretty girls who just like hanging out and having fun wearing bikinis!! Let’s give them the CUTEST BIKINI HOTTIES AWARD. Really cute!