Maybe it’s me but when you say Forbidden Fantasy Bikini Contest, I’m expecting all sorts of wild and especially naughty bikinis. Not just a girl in a pink or striped bikini. I am the best bikini contest promoter because I can make the crowds go crazy. This contest has a really cool and hot name but the bikini babes aren’t forbidden enough for me. They just look regular.

Shaking their stuff in the sand are super hot Volleyball bikini dancers. Just put on their favorite song and they will dance around before playing a game of volleyball. Isn’t that the cutest thing? I really like how all of their bikinis match. Let’s give them the HOTTEST VOLLEYBALL BIKINI DANCERS AWARD. Oh yeah!

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Do you love black bikinis? Of course you do!! Everyone does! Why? Because they’re the most versatile and slimming bikini around. You can never go wrong in a black bikini, take note ladies. Just look at these nine (9) lovely ladies all wearing black bikinis. There isn’t a bad one in the entire bunch. Kudos!! Let’s give them the CUTEST BLACK BIKINI BABES AWARD. Very nice!

Still standing upright are seven (7) hot bikini babes enjoying Spring Break. I love the colorful assortment of bikinis paired with cute smiles. Which bikini is my favorite? Hmmmm. Well my favorite bikini is the rainbow striped one which is 2nd from the right. My favorite bikini babe is the one in the all blue bikini. There is something about her smile.

Stop the presses and sit back so you can enjoy these hot babes wearing sexy swimsuits in a Custom Trucks bikini contest. The smiles are plenty and really cute. Not all of them are pretty in the face so lets just take a good look at the bodies. Which bikini is your favorite? If I had to choose just one, I would pick the babe in the leopard print bikini. Her chest job isn’t the best but there’s something about a babe in an animal print bikini that catches my attention.

Now this is what I would call smart marketing. It’s a bikini bike wash with girls in semi-hot bikinis. However, if you can’t get the guys to spend money on the wash, you can get at least some money by taking pictures with the girls. You can use those pictures to make your ex-girlfriend jealous. I would imagine if you get 10 girls and just let guys take pictures with them all day long, you’d probably make more money than with the wash.

Thumbs up to the Cabana Club for hiring hot killer bikini models to walk around wearing skin tight magenta colored bikinis. I only have one peeve about this picture. If they are all going to wear the same color bikini, then they should have all worn the same color/style of shoe. A very nice blue or red pump would have made them look extra classy. But that’s just me. They’re still hot.

Yeah these hot bikini Spring breakers are about to get totally wasted! They’re showing off their cans of beer to let you know it’s about to get wild and crazy wherever they are at. I wish I were there. Don’t you? I’m sure after so many beers, these bikini chicks will look hotter than ever. I hope they aren’t drinking and swimming because that is hazardous but who cares! It’s Spring Break!

It may be freezing outdoors but I don’t care. All I know is that these bikini snow bunnies are super hot. It’s a good thing that we don’t have close up on many of their faces because that might ruin the mood. I can pretty much see that most of them are cute although I know they all aren’t. Anyways, let’s give these babes the MOST APPEALING BIKINI SNOW BUNNIES AWARD. They really made my day.