Archive for the ‘Bikini News’ Category

Hollywood Bikini Starlets

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

Riding motorcycles and filming scenes for their new straight to DVD movie called “Spring Breakers” are Hollywood starlets, (left-right), Selena Gomez (blue bikini) and Justin Beiber’s girlfriend, Vanessa Ashley (pink bikini) and Vanessa Hudgens (green bikini). They play girls who rob a bank. They’ve been filming all over Florida which has really been quite exciting. Keep your eyes open for these young ladies.

String Bikini Dude

Monday, March 19th, 2012

Why is everyone in the picture staring at the dude in the white string bikini? Is it because he’s sexy or crazy? I doubt that he’s crazy. Some guys do wear string bikinis tops because they want to show the tan lines but I’ve never seen them wear the bottoms unless it’s a joke or they’re very serious. Hmmmmmmm…..

Bikini Front or Bikini Back

Thursday, March 15th, 2012

What a very interesting photo. I had to stop and actually stare at it for a few moments. Her head is to the side so upon first glance you think it’s the bikini front with her chest hanging out. Or, it could be the bikini back and you’re looking at her extra rolls. The bikini bottom could be for the front or the back so actually this picture is like a mind blower. Let’s give it THE COOLEST BIKINI MIND BLOWING CARTON PICTURE AWARD. I’m still staring at it.

Fat Bikini Model

Wednesday, March 14th, 2012

Damn! Some girls really think they are super sexy being this fat. I guess if you are a BBW lover then it’s appealing. I don’t see sexy with this girl, I see a triple heart attack and a vast health problem. She’s very overweight and it’s scary for her height. I think she’s pretty in the face with cute blue eyes. Oh well, honey if you like it then I guess I love it. Let’s give her the MOST CONFIDENT FAT BIKINI MODEL AWARD.

Bikini Weight Loss

Tuesday, March 13th, 2012

Congratulations to this bikini babe who looks like lost about a nice 50 pounds. She doesn’t even look like the same person. Her new body is tanned and very toned. One thing about her is that she looks about 20 yrs older. That’s one thing that can happen when you lose weight but that shouldn’t stop you. What would you rather have younger looks and fat or older looks and a better body?

American Bikini Cake

Monday, March 12th, 2012

I’m a proud American so I had to post this really cool bikini cake. It’s complete with the red, white and blue and the stars and the stripes. I pay close attention to detail. It even has a cute heart on it’s hip where Texas would be. What’s really interesting is the buxom bikini top. Does that mean that American women are top heavy? Hmmm, with all of the plastic surgery this country goes through, I’m beginning to think it could be true.

First Bikini Cake

Monday, March 12th, 2012

Happy Birthday Ethan who from this cute bikini cake, turns 15. I wish someone baked me a bikini cake for my 15th birthday. I can’t even remember what I got for turning 15. I think it was new shoes or jeans. You’re a lucky dude Ethan, you’re starting your life off right!! Very nice cake!

Bikini Stripper Cake

Tuesday, March 6th, 2012

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that this very well decorated black and white zebra striped bikini cake is either for or from a stripper. Just look at the coins and name written on a piece of paper. I love the cross-skull and bones and the nice tattoo on the top. Very nicely done. Let’s give it the MOST ARTISTIC BIKINI STRIPPER CAKE AWARD. Now how about a big slice!

Untopped Bikini Beachers

Friday, March 2nd, 2012

Ladies, please put your tops on. There is nothing cute, sexy, happy, fun or the least bit amusing about you and your untoppedness. I guess it’s a funny picture that you can take and show to the family when you’re showing off your vacation pictures but that’s about it. Now if they would all lose about 50 pounds and took this same picture, maybe we can talk. :)

Full Figured Bikini Cake

Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

Aww isn’t this nice. A realistic bikini cake that actually shows the shape of the average woman. Most bikini cakes that we’ve seen have been slender, trim, buxom and svelte. Not this cake. It’s hippy, round and a little porky which is more actual. Not too shabby. I think I like it.