Archive for the ‘Bikini News’ Category

Fat Bikini Love

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

Oh isn’t this cute. It’s a chubby chasing dude getting romantic with his fat red bikini wearing girlfriend. Aren’t they a lovely couple. See, chubby girls need love just like everyone else and if he likes big girls and they like his nerdiness, then I say go for it. Ahh young fat love.

Mom and Daughter Bikini Snow Bunnies

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

Maybe it’s just me but this picture seems like something that should be on the Jerry Springer show. Is this healthy? Why would a mom subject her daughter to get pneumonia out in the freezing snow unless she was trying to compete with her daughter because she’s jealous and wants her boyfriend. Oh, I could go on and on.

Striped Bikini Poodle

Monday, December 5th, 2011

Isn’t she cute? Her pink and green striped bikini is adorable. The expression on this poodle’s face looks like she’s really ready to go to the beach. Wouldn’t you just love to cuddle up with her? Ok, we’re suckers for dogs in bikinis so she gets the CUTEST STRIPED BIKINI POODLE AWARD. Nice!

Redneck Bikini Cake

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

Yay for the rednecks!!! We love rednecks so it’s especially thrilling to see this Redneck Bikini Cake. It’s the American rebel flag perfectly done. Very appealing with smooth surfaces. You almost wouldn’t want to cut into this delicious looking piece of cake. Let’s give it the COOLEST REDNECK BIKINI CAKE AWARD. Howdoooo!

Roly Bikini Poly

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Striking a monster pose on her bathtub is a roly bikini poly. What’s that? It’s just a chick who’s posing in a bikini with more than one stomach roll. This chick has two. She qualifies, don’t you think?

Catcher’s Mitt Bikini

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

I love baseball and this Catcher’s Mitt Bikini top is awesome! If it’s hard for you to pry your eyes away from the game, just get this for your wife or girlfriend and have her walk around in front of the TV wearing this. You are sure to batter up once you see her romping around in this genuine and unique bikini top. Let’s give it the MOST GENUINE SPORTS BIKINI TOP AWARD.

Cutest Bikini Dog

Monday, November 28th, 2011

We love dogs in bikinis here at Killer Bikini Babes! I’m not sure what kind of doggie this is, there are so many kinds these days with the hybrids but it sure is cute. Complete with yellow and orange palm tree bikini, a refreshing cocktail, sunglasses, suntan lotion and beach towel. Kudos to the owner!! Let’s give her the CUTEST BIKINI DOG AWARD. Bow Wow!

Clown Bikini Disaster

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

What in the world? Just check out the clown dudes in the orange and blue bikinis. I’ve never seen anything like that before and it’s rather interesting. I wonder what this type of affair is actually called and what city it’s in too so I could actually attend for an up close view and shots. Those hairy legs are blowing my mind!

Bichon Frise Bikini Dog

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

My ex-girlfriend has 4 Bichon Frise dogs and she loved them more than she loved me. So it’s kind of bitter that I’d see this Bichon Frise dressed up in a bikini. That’s what my ex-girlfriend used to do with her dogs all of the time. Ok, let’s move on. We didn’t have a good breakup!

Hairy Bikini Aloha

Friday, November 18th, 2011

You all know how we feel about hairy dudes in bikinis. It’s an automatic thumbs down. Now if he had shaved his chest and hairy back, then he’d probably be in the running for an award. But not this time. How about the other guy put on a bikini? Hmmmmm