I hope on my 50th birthday I get a cool bikini cake like this. It’s really well made. Even better than the one we previously featured. This one has an awesome design of the bikini. The ab section of the cake looks more realistic with the flesh colored icing. They really went all out and did a nice zebra design on the bikini which looks neat and clean. I would love to take a bite out of this cake. I hope Chuck enjoyed his bikini birthday cake. Let’s give it the COOLEST BIKINI BIRTHDAY CAKE AWARD. It’s really nice.

Here’s a home grown beer guzzling redneck bikini babe proud to be a redneck. She even has it written or maybe even tattooed on her chunky stomach. This picture says so many things. It looks like she’s hanging out at some junk yard having a cold beer and smiling because it’s not her night to clean the chicken coop. Well at least she’s a decent looking redneck because it looks like she’s not missing any teeth. Hey, that sounds like a great award. REDNECK BIKINI BABE THAT STILL HAS HER TEETH AWARD. Yeah!

Hey here’s a redneck bikini butch hanging out with her friends. She’s in perfect form with her beer in hand. Now what would a redneck bikini babe do without her beer? I don’t know, do you? I call her butch because she looks kind of manly doesn’t she? At first sight, I thought it was a dude in a bikini. Her bikini looks really cute and what’s funny is that we’ve seen it on other girls on this site with better bodies. The flag all stretched out on her butt is not appealing, so definitely no award.

Here are a few spring break bikini cuties posing for an advertisement. Hey, it’s been a while so it’s time for the KILLER BIKINI BABES ONLINE BIKINI CONTEST. Yay!! We have six beautiful bikini babes and let’s get started. I’m so excited.

Going from left to right:

#1 – Looks more like a bikini cougar but very nice cute bikini.
#2 – Oh no
#3 – Nice figure and cute weave
#4 – Hot!
#5 – Can you say psycho?
#6 – Ummmmm, not.

Ok, I have taken the judges tallies and the winner of the SPRING BREAK BIKINI CUTIE AWARD IS….

#4….can you say smoking hot and future wife?

I’m starving for a bikini babe sandwich that looks just like this. Oh how wonderful it is to behold hot beach beauties looking so fun and bubbly in their tight sexy bikinis. The girl on the bottom should be screaming instead of laughing because that’s quite a lot of weight on her. At least 400 pounds and that’s being very generous. I’m really jealous because I wish that were me at the bottom. Darn, what I wouldn’t give for that. Oh well, I can still dream. No award. They’re cute but no award because I’m not the one on the bottom.

If we didn’t know this was jello, I would swear it was an asian wrestling blood bath. All that red all over the place looks so horrific and scary. It looks like they’re fighting in a pool of blood. Eat your heart out Jason Voorhees. These babes look kinda hot. If you take a closer look at the babe that’s on top of the other babe, you’ll see she’s nicely enhanced. Hmmm….betcha didn’t see that one. It looks like jello wrestling is a lot of fun. All those two hot babes need is for me to jump in. I wouldn’t wear a bikini though.

Damn! Ok, I was looking at this photo and at first I thought she was walking around in a bra and underwear but I honestly think it’s just that she’s so freaking obese, this is her bikini. I haven’t seen this many rolls since I visited my uncle’s bakery shop. What’s really funny is she actually think she’s cute with her hand on her hip and standing to the side. Well at least she’s matching. I’m gonna give her an award because because I’ve never seen anything like that disgusting before. FATTEST AND UGLIEST BIKINI WHATEVER AWARD. lol Any man who thinks she looks good, you have mental problems.

For my birthday next April, I want someone to bake me a bikini cake. The one pictured above is kinda cute. The upper region must be two smaller cakes positioned on top of the long sheet cake. It looks like it would be simple to make. Start off with a long sheet cake. Cut off a curve in both sides. Frost the cake. Then use extra different colored frosting for the bikini parts. Looks like they used jelly beans to decorate the bikini part also. Let’s give it an award. CUTEST BIKINI CAKE AWARD. Why not.

Don’t say I never do anything for all our Killer Bikini string bikini loving dudes. This blonde beauty is hanging out on the beach looking HOT in a blue string bikini and I mean, STRING BIKINI. It’s just some dental floss with a few cloth flaps attached. If she sneezes the wrong way, it’s all over (insert a big fat smile right here). I mean technically, it’s only covering up the most intimate parts of her anatomy and that’s pushing it. This babe is just hot from head to toe. I’m too much in a daze to give her an award. Let’s just say she’s extremely hot. I need to take a 10 minute break. Excuse me.

Here are some vegas dance girls all dressed up and ready to go for the holiday season. Ever heard of X-mas in July? That’s what they’re doing. Although the bods on these seven babes are smoking hot out of this world, the faces are pretty scary. It might be the makeup or the fact that they’re all just ugly as all crap! I mean these are some ugly looking babes. Their faces look like they belong in a horror movie. Oh hey that would be so cool. Zombie Holiday Massacre! I love it. I’ll direct and these ugly chicks can star in it. They can work for credit because I’m not paying them any money. It’s a low budget film. I have a nice award for them. UGLIEST BABES WITH THE HOTTEST BODIES AWARD starring in Zombie Holiday Massacre coming to a theatre near you! These babes are so ugly they are definitely double bagger material which means you have to put a bag over your head during love making just in case her bag falls off.