This is what some bold New Yorkers do around Christmas time. They put on their red bikinis and red speedos and run around in the neighborhood. You know it’s freezing cold so I tip my hat off to their bravery. I live in Florida and it’s like 80 degrees on Christmas day. Would you run around in the cold like this in a bikini? I would but probably just outside and then back inside. Floridians are spoiled.
On Christmas day, present this red vinyl bikini cake for your friends and family members to enjoy. It’s shiny and looks like it’s ready to unwrap. Wouldn’t you love a big slice of this cake? It’s so cool how they made the top of the bikini protrude out.
Looking for the perfect Christmas present? How about this bikini telephone. If you’re a bikini lover or know someone who is one, give them this beautiful red bikini telephone so when they’re on the phone, they are still thinking about bikinis. Let’s give this one the COOLEST BIKINI CHRISTMAS GIFT AWARD.
Looking rather cool with sunglasses and all is a very cute pitbull in a bikini. I love pitbull dogs! There is just something about the shape of their heads and their personalities. Pitbulls are very friendly dogs. It’s people that make them angry or dangerous but the average Pitbull dog is a lovely animal. Doesn’t she look amazing in a red bikini? Nice going. Let’s give her the CUTEST PITBULL BIKINI AWARD. Strike a pose!
Ho Ho Ho!! Merry Christmas!! It looks like Santa is trying to slim down this season and is running in the Boston Holiday Bikini Race. Can you spot which one is Santa? He’s the dude with the shaved legs. Still can’t spot him out? Oh well, he’s keeping a low profile because he’s struggling to keep the pounds off. Oh btw, all the girls in this race are uggie. Just thought I’d mention that.
As you probably know, we here at Killer Bikini Babes love bikini desserts and since it’s the holidays, we thought we’d serve up some really tasty Yellow Vanilla Cookies. Don’t they look delicious? Bet you can’t just eat one.
On a break from serving beer and cocktails are a few sexy bikini snow-maids. They’re barmaids but work at a mountain snow resort and work in bikinis. Now if they’re doing 8 hour shifts, they must get really cold. I’m just saying. Those must be early morning smiles because after a day of working in the snow, I probably wouldn’t smile at all. They’re cute!
This year Santa is going to rush to drop off presents because he just married a new Mrs. Santa and this is what she looks like. He went thru a mid-life crisis and although the old Mrs. Santa gets half, he doesn’t care because he has a new wife at home who greets him looking like this to reward him for climbing up and down all of those chimneys. Go Santa!
Oh isn’t this cute. It’s a chubby chasing dude getting romantic with his fat red bikini wearing girlfriend. Aren’t they a lovely couple. See, chubby girls need love just like everyone else and if he likes big girls and they like his nerdiness, then I say go for it. Ahh young fat love.
Maybe it’s just me but this picture seems like something that should be on the Jerry Springer show. Is this healthy? Why would a mom subject her daughter to get pneumonia out in the freezing snow unless she was trying to compete with her daughter because she’s jealous and wants her boyfriend. Oh, I could go on and on.