Want to show your valentine how much you care? Give him/her these bikini valentine treats in the shape of a bikini top and bottom. It’s funny how the bikini bottoms are in the shape of an upside down heart. How very complimenting to a woman. I’d like to order up 100 of these tasty treats to give to my girlfriends and their moms. Yes, I said girlfriends. 
How do you like your bacon and eggs? Well if you like them sunnyside up, you’ll love these crochet bikini in the form of bacon and eggs. The bikini top are the eggs and the bikini bottom is the bacon. Very nice. It’s always great to see artistic bikinis. Let’s give it the COOLEST BACON AND EGGS BIKINI AWARD.
Wouldn’t you love this sexy bikini cake for your birthday? Well unless your 25 and your name is Steve, sorry, it’s not your year. Steve will get a nice surprise when he sees this awesome seductive bikini cake complete with nipples, belly button jewelry and rose tattoo. The pink feathers are also a very nice appeal. Great going. Let’s give it the SEXIEST BIKINI CAKE AWARD. It looks too good to eat.
Oh here’s a cute chihuahua dressed up in a bright rainbow colored bikini. The expression on her face doesn’t look like she’s too happy but more or less is just doing it to please the owner. Let’s give her the MOST ADORABLE BIKINI CHIHUAHUA AWARD.
Oh yeah, remember when it was going around about KFC and their treatment of chickens. What better way to get someone’s attention than to have a blonde wearing a yellow bikini. After seeing that, I’m sure that I’m going to stop eating KFC right away. She looks mega hot but it takes away from the seriousness. It’s funny how they’re protesting right outside of a Sonic restaurant. So don’t eat at KFC, eat at Sonic?
If you like to have your cake and eat it to, you can do that with these cute bikini cakes. It’s a wonderful assortment of everything you like. There’s a black and purple corset bikini that’s extremely well endowed. How about the black strap bikini top that you could have lots of fun nibbling on. Of course, you can’t forget the pink bikini pasties that will surely tickle your fancy. Nice going! Let’s give them the CUTEST MINI BIKINI CAKES AWARD.
We’ve showcased Bacon Bikinis on our site before but here is a Turkey Bacon Bikini. That means it’s lower in calories which probably doesn’t really matter if you’re wearing it. What’s cool is the way this bikini is covered with plastic which gets Kudos from me. Who knows what kind of skin fungus you can catch from wearing meat for long periods of time.
Take note dudes for when you need to raise a few bucks and decide to have a bikini bike wash. Make sure the girl is hot like this one above. She looks great in her jazzy bikini and she’s not bad on the eyes either. I’d stop to get my bike washed if I saw her standing around with a sign. Wouldn’t you?
Yummy and delicious is this Chiffon Bikini Cake that’s presented to Dr. Cobus. This cake reminds me of a Stepford Wife kind of cake with the pink polka dots and pearl necklace. I think it’s totally original and very well done. Neat and a shame to cut into. Let’s give it the NICEST CHIFFON BIKINI CAKE AWARD. Great going!
A picture speaks a thousand words so you know that this picture is probably speaking a million. The first thing I thought when I saw it was “Oh now, he had to bring along his grandmom to the beach and he’s figuring out how to ditch her so he can find some hotties.” What are your thoughts?
PS. See, I’m being very good. I haven’t even spoken on her obesity, weight or the fact that nobody really wants their beach day spoiled by looking at something like that standing around.