Come on down to Ft. Lauderdale, Florida and we will show you our hospitality by inviting you to a sexy bikini contest like this. These babes are modeling racer car driver bikinis and trying their best to look hot. I’d give them all a 6 out of 10.

Here’s a British bikini model surrounded by a bunch of nuts. I wonder what the true meaning is. If I were to going to make a guess, I would think probably say there is maybe a special day dedicated to nuts and this bikini babe is showing her support. She’s very pretty with blazing hot flat abs. Nice bikini.

How is it even possible to get into this black bikini that’s wrapped around this model’s body. Did they wrap it around her or did she slip into it? Inquiring minds do want to know. Well no matter how she got into it, it looks awesome on her.

You can just tell by the expression on these bikini babe’s faces that they come from the Jersey Shore. You never can have too much leopard when it comes to them modeling in bathing suits. Bodies are hot but their faces are the product of future botox injections. Can you see it?

Looks like the only thing someone wanted to see on this bikini cake was the busty bikini top. Hmmmm, I wonder if it’s a guy or a girl that ordered this. It looks like it’s some sort of sporty bikini top with foreign language on it so maybe in their country that’s how they do it. Oh well, we’re giving it the HOTTEST BUSTY BIKINI CAKE TOP AWARD!!! More!

Wow! Now this is what I call a Merry Christmas. Imagine viewing all of these dancers move around in those skimpy bikini costumes. Do you think you could make it home in one piece? If you’re with your wife or girlfriend, you might as well just keep your eyes glued to the ground. Let’s give them the HOTTEST CHRISTMAS BIKINI DANCERS AWARD.

Here’s a slender bikini model who is happy to come out of her wrappings. She’s really tall and really slim. Someone please give her a burger or something. Nice Santa bikini though but 15 pounds more would make her super hot!

No this isn’t America, it’s the UK where these hot bikini babes are walking down the street in white bikinis and black high heels. What a shame because this is what we need more of in this country. I think this country deserves a National Bikini Day and all women are required to wear a bikini to work. Be proud of your body!! Ok, back to these lovely bikini models. It’s rare that you catch a bunch hot bikini babes at the same time but here is one of those rare times. Very nice!!

Now this is what I call a REAL bikini car wash. The only reason I would stop to get my car washed on the street is if girls like these were washing the cars. They’re blazing hot!!! I’d even wash my own car as long as they stood around pouring buckets of water all over themselves. Let’s give these chicks the MOST INVITING BIKINI CAR WASH. If any of you dudes are thinking about starting up a bikini car wash, make sure the babes look like these!!!

This year Santa is going to rush to drop off presents because he just married a new Mrs. Santa and this is what she looks like. He went thru a mid-life crisis and although the old Mrs. Santa gets half, he doesn’t care because he has a new wife at home who greets him looking like this to reward him for climbing up and down all of those chimneys. Go Santa!