It’s hard to pick a winner for this Filipino Bikini Contest. All of the bikinis have nice colors and textures. Which one do you like the best?

Not quite cougars and not quite un-cougars are three bikini contestants who look really fit and trim. Nice going.

Southern bikini girls are so sweet and nice and always like flaunting off their curves in colorful bikinis which is why we’re giving them the HOTTEST SOUTHERN BIKINI CONTESTANTS AWARD. OK ya’ll!

Never thought thought we’d hear of the Best of the Bridges Bikini Contests. Like each girl represents a “bridge” in the Unites States…like the “Brooklyn Bridge” or “San Francisco Bridge”. Hey, anything to showcase a bikini is fine with me!! Let’s give it an award. BEST BIKINI CONCEPT AWARD!!!

Ride em cowgirl! Houston, Texas has the best bikini contests with girls who love to get down and dirty in the mud too! Fun fun fun!

Mysterious and exciting are the West Virginia, Virginia state bikini contests. They like having them around the times of the big games which totally make everyone go into total frenzies.

Kansas City, Missouri, bikini contests are always interesting because there are high fashion inserts then there are nerdy bikini inserts like the one with the blue/white stars. Huh?

Portland, Oregon bikini contests are so exciting, especially if held at night. Although these ladies should work on getting a bit more bouncy and wild. Too conservative but that’s Oregon. We’re gonna work on that!

Los Angeles bikini contests are very colorful with bright smiles and lots of jewelry. Which one is the winner for you? Nice abs on the all white bikini although a bit too slim on the abs. I’d pick the shiny two-piece blue.

Spring break bikini nationals are always lots of fun. Especially with these emerald bikinis that want to practically jump off of the page.